When I selected out of Primary, my CO took us all into a conference room (with beer, at 9 in the morning, I love Naval Aviation). Went around the table making idle chitchat and telling the other guys that they got helos.
Made as if to get up and then went, "Oh, Ensign! Almost forgot about you. What was your first choice?"
"Jets, sir."
"Oh, umm, ok. Well, what was your second choice?"
"E2/C2, sir."
"Hmm. Well how about your third choice?"
*gulp* "Helos, sir."
"Oh, really." (long pause) "So you wouldn't be disappointed if I told you you got jets?"
"No, sir!"
"Oh, well in that case, you got jets!"
I think it's tradition for Primary skippers to harass the jet selectees, or at least it was with this particular skipper. What a guy.
