Hey now, just because I drive '75 Chevy pickup with a Confederate flag front license plate, giant mud tires, glasspacked exhaust and Yosemite Sam mudflaps doesn't mean I should be made the subject of derision. ha ha. Thomas, it sounds like you and I swapped states. I'm living in Houston now, but I'm originally from Eunice (which is a small town near Lafayette if you haven't head of it). As for a steak, one the size of a suitcase sounds fantastic to me.
Jared