Oh no! I don't want that! I have grown up my entire life with dogs and have never had such disobedient ones as these before! I had a dog Chet that you could probably put hot sauce in his eye and he still wouldn't do anything! Dogs are great pets! My husband Ken rescued all four of our pets this past year and all four of them are retarded! I don't think it's the animals, I think it's my husband pick of animals! He once even tried to "rescue" our neighbors dog! Ken- if it has a collar it's not a stray!I love this thread because it puts my cats' paper-eating, bill-stealing, and kitchen-sponge-hiding habits into perspective; they seem charming feline idiosyncrasies rather than acts of wanton destruction. (Bonus: I am now armed with a multitude of reasons to keep myself from ever thinking that getting a puppy would be the right move for us.)
I'm still not thrilled with the "Let's Bury the Towel in the Litter Box" trick, though. That one's pretty disgusting.


Maybe, MAYBE I'll give you a working dog needs protection from the elements you put it into (protective foot pad covers for SAR dogs, PFD/reflective jacket for a dog near water constantly), but your dog does not need a fleece or a hoodie. If it cannot make it in the cold for 5 minutes to pee by itself, seriously, wtf? Dogs are animals and deserve to be treated as such. Treating them like a human child demeans the owner almost as much as the dog.
