If it makes you feel any better, my Rhodesian Ridgeback is going through a similar phase. She sneaks off to do all this while we're home:
1. Ate and I mean ATE Hank's leather collar (He's the one in my avatar). Puked stomach acid every morning for a week until several 3-4 inch strips of WHOLE collar came up on the 8th day. Awesome.
2. Gets into the bathroom trash for that time of the month treasures.
3. Pees every time my husband looks at her the wrong way. Doesn't pee, wags her tail, and grins when I yell at and/or spank her.
4. Growls and barks at my husband every time he makes a noise she hasn't heard before.
5. Goes apesh*t every time you look at the leash. Jumps around like a maniac and claws the crap out of you for at least 10 minutes until you can get her calm enough to attach her to it.
6. Jumps up to the mantle in an attempt to bust down the treat jar that I hand painted.
There's plenty more... I just can't think of it. Things have been getting A LOT better lately. I started scolding her for chewing on inappropriate things and then immediately handing her a toy of hers. She's taken the hint quite well. Also, I highly recommend watching "It's Me or the Dog" over "The Dog Whisperer." The lady on "It's Me or the Dog" teaches a lot of good frustration techniques that have worked wonders on my ridgie pig. She's still absolutely mad, but she sits before we go outside instead of busting down the door and remains calm but trembles until the leash is attached. We're getting better every day.
