He-Man Woman Haters Club

[picklesuit]

So...wow, a lot of posts since this morning. First...keeper28, I wish you had the sack to leave up whatever comments you made to stir the pot...I only caught snippets from quotes...

LET ME SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT:

I pull the standard Dad shenanigans...if I can con my wife into changing a dirty diaper, I will (nose-goes is a law in our house). If I wake up on a weekday morning and hear the kids stirring, I may jump in the shower to avoid the morning clusterfuck. I have even been known to weasel out of taking both kids with me to the commisary because I do not have all of the great mommy skills to distract 2 kids while filling a shopping cart..

My wife pulls the standard Mom/Wife shenanigans...she has an Agricultural Engineering degree and hasn't done an oil change since I have known her (she is technically more qualified to work on my truck than I am) She has been known to withhold sex to get a horse. (guess what, I get laid, she has a 16 hh thoroughbred at the farm) and has even been known to let the rugrats pile into the bed on my morning to sleep in (I get Saturday, she gets Sunday)

What does all this mean? We have a great healthy marriage, we have fun...and we like to bust each others nuts on AW/in public once in a while.

I don't know exactly how this devolved into me expecting my wife to wait on me hand and foot, crapping out kids, and walking one step behind and one to the right of me.

I was merely pointing out to other spouses that socialization is a neccesary component of the wardroom...and busting my wife's nuts about making me late to the bar.

So before pilotswife calls the cops on me for locking my wife up, Elegant Emily takes my unwanted kids from me, and keeper28 shows up at my door with a pair of oven-mitts for Mrs. Pickle y'all can chill out a little...

I let her leave the kitchen AND wear shoes today...

Pickle

ALSO
Thank you propwife, HAL and Pags for some balanced answers on life...

 

[HeyJoe]

Same friend from October timeframe???

I'm currently going through this with my girl of 1.5 years. It's really turning me off. :icon_rage

Same friend?

 

[FlyBoyd]

I don't know exactly how this devolved into me expecting my wife to wait on me hand and foot, crapping out kids, and walking one step behind and one to the right of me.

I don't know...call me crazy...maybe because of this...

For all of you spouses out there...especially those of you with kids: Part of being a productive member of the wardroom involves your significant other going out after work and participating in shenanigans with their esteemed coworkers. While you may feel that this unfairly puts the burden of child-rearing upon you, or you feel unwanted because they want to spend a couple of hours drinking a beer with the same guys/gals they just spent 10 hours at work with...learn to deal with it.

This job requires socialization...we will spend countless hours in some godforsaken shithole of a country with the same 11 peope (or whatever the size is of your crew/det) and we need to get along with these people. That means we need to get to know them. That means we need to see them outside of work. That means when we say we would like to go down to some shitty bar with our cool single pilot friends and have a brew or three...suck it up, watch the fucking kids, or rent a movie and watch it with your friends.

Just because I am married does not mean I am dead...

That is all.

Pickle

 

[MrsPickle]

I don't know exactly how this devolved into me expecting my wife to wait on me hand and foot, crapping out kids, and walking one step behind and one to the right of me.

I don't know...call me crazy...maybe because of this...

(lots of pickle whining)
That means when we say we would like to go down to some shitty bar with our cool single pilot friends and have a brew or three...suck it up, watch the fucking kids, or rent a movie and watch it with your friends.

Just because I am married does not mean I am dead...

That is all.

Pickle

Boyd- Don't you know by now that Pickle spends 99% of the time talking out of his ass? (refer to previous comment WRT panties, wad, etc)

p.s. FWIW- there aren't "problems" with Pickle and I... we just bitch at each other... it's what we do.

 

[pilotswife]

Zippy: You're absolutely right. After I wrote this post I started thinking back to Mess nights and events of the liking...you're all too correct and I would like to formally remove my statement about the necessity of attending these events.

Masterbates: I don't think you're very nice, in fact I don't understand why you're so rude about everything. And I'm a marine wife not a navy wife.

To all: I apologize for the tone of my post, it was not friendly and this isn't supposed to be that serious of a conversation. The other posts just rubbed me the wrong way. And for the record, my husband went to a tie cutting earlier and is currently at a wet down while I'm home with our daughter - that's not a complaint, btw.

 

[MasterBates]

Masterbates: I don't think you're very nice, in fact I don't understand why you're so rude about everything. And I'm a marine wife not a navy wife.

First, I had noted in a later post that you were a Marine wife vice Navy. For this discussion the difference is small enough to be irrelevant. You are a young-ish JO wife that doesn't know how things work. Not so much an insult, as the truth. I'm not that old/senior, but to put things in perspective, I have been in the big grey canoe club's flying branch since you were in Junior High.

Second, I don't care if you don't think I am very nice. I call things how I see them. If it upsets you, that is not my problem. I could flambe a lot more posters than I do.

Third, I'm not rude. Rude would be telling you that you are fat unsolicited.

Fourth, you are a new SNA wife. You know who cares about what you think? Other SNA wives, maybe your husband and his friend's SNAG girlfriends. That's about it. Maybe your cat as well.

(Okay, that fourth thing WAS rude, but you provoked me and I am in a foul mood)

 

[pilotswife]

Rude, yeah, but at least that one made me laugh. I'm not fat and I don't have a cat

 

[MasterBates]

Yet

 

[HeyJoe]

Boyd- Don't you know by now that Pickle spends 99% of the time talking out of his ass? (refer to previous comment WRT panties, wad, etc)

p.s. FWIW- there aren't "problems" with Pickle and I... we just bitch at each other... it's what we do.

Hmm, get that post count up and we might be looking at the next husband-wife Mod Team (she's definitely candidate to be first so annointed a la PSW).

 

[HeyJoe]

Yet

How could you generalize that all women eventually get cats?...some rentals don't allow pets!

 

[phrogpilot73]

Hmm, get that post count up and we might be looking at the next husband-wife Mod Team (she's definitely candidate to be first so annointed a la PSW).

If only the rest of the story is available to the general masses... That is still I think one of the funniest threads on Air Warriors. Even if only Mods can see it!

 

[HeyJoe]

If only the rest of the story is available to the general masses... That is still I think one of the funniest threads on Air Warriors. Even if only Mods can see it!

Indeed! Suffice to say that despite ERA, AW is a Gentlemen's Club of sorts and Ladies are accorded certain courtesies such as being first.....I can just see it:

Pickle (upon seeing Mrs P with the coveted yellow stars*): I have 3000+ posts! You only have 38! How can you be a Mod?
Mrs P: Well, they said something about quality over quantity...
Pickle: WTFO? Where's my beer??? Nevermind, I'm going to Whitey's
Mrs P: Silence, I ban you!

*like anyone even notices

 

[MasterBates]

I have a certain ex-spouse I'd like to banhammer. Permanently. Can I? PLEEEEASEE!

 

[HeyJoe]

So moved

I really wish someone would distribute that to the wives club in real life...

Now a Sticky in Spouses Corner with new title*...

*get the shirt proclaiming you to be an official member

 

[propwife]

I've gotta say.. as an official estrogen card carrier..

'She just had that one a'comin''

Wow. Just. Wow.

I love the part where she actually told you, 'You're trapped'
Seriously? .. On the contrary, my dear..

LOL!

ALERT FOR ALL OF OUR SINGLE BUDS ON AW..
NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS.. With that said, exercise caution every time. In fact, I encourage you to print out acastillo's post, tape it to your bathroom mirror and read it every time you even consider going out to chase skirts with even a shred of a thought of bedding and not wrapping your tool. While things worked out in the end for acastillo.. not everyone makes the choice to get the V surgery (nor is that the *right decision for everyone) Now, what if he hadn't had the V surgery.. consider the months of frustration that he would have had to endure.. simply until a DNA test could have been made. That chick would have had clearly affected his ability to concentrate on his career and other personal affairs.

It's just not worth it. Sigh.. FYI - THE WRATH CAN GET YOU FROM ACROSS THE OCEAN.. <THE WHOLE 'A GIRL IN EVERY PORT' DEAL..> No one wants to get that phone call when they're back in the CONUS. Mr. Propwife and I have known of 2 guys that got 'that call'.. Hmm, let's say that it went much, much worse for the dude that was currently married...

Here you go:
Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago:

I got a vasectomy....words, lots of 'em....


The Moral of the Story -

Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.