Pilot Pickup Lines?

[usnmerritt]

Always....

 

[wildflyin69]

not sure where that quote is from...but it would a funny pick-up line. Not quite sure where that would get you....

 

[Fly Navy]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!!

 

[wildflyin69]

yeah...I'm an idiot, wrote that after little bit of a night out...woke up this morning and made the connection...obviously not before you could point out my short coming! Seriously though..funny show!

 

[EngineGirl]

"On the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks."

I wanna see that!!!!

 

[shortncurly]

A buddy of my husband's would put on his aviator sunglasses and sing "You've lost that lovin' feeling" at EVERY SINGLE Birthday Ball/Cotillion they had during NROTC, karaoke-style. He used to be able to coerce a couple of midshipmen (he and my hubby were OCs at the time) to do with with him, but I think they all get warned now when they get to the unit, because no one will do it with him anymore. It was find of funny at first, but after the third or fourth time... not so much.

As for pilot pick up lines, I got none. Although, we saw that quote about planes/pilots/bars on The Family Guy the other night. Easily my favorite quote around these days.

 

[Squid]

I drive a VW golf, I traded in an 02 Dodge Ram quad cab for it. Not much different in any respect.


/threadjack

 

[usnmerritt]

Bet you get some killer gas mileage in the Golf. The size of a truck or SUV has never impressed me...its the speed I can achieve and the relative cost (gas mileage) of achieving it that matters.

 

[Squid]

it's diesel, so I recorded an amazing 51 mpg @ 70mph (that's like 650 miles to a tank), I get 35-37 mpg around town nominally.

 

[Clux4]

I drive a jetta and I get about 25 mpg around town 30 on highway.

/threadjack


Back to topic.

Excuse me miss, I lost my number can I get yours?

 

[zuggerat]

i drive a lumina with a propeller on the front

 

[Cate]

I once actually got - and I was amazed that someone actually tried this - "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" My reply was, "If I told you I had a revolver strapped to my thigh, would you go sit over there?" He tried to play it off, but he did go and sit at the other end of the bar.

 

[Clux4]

"A revolver strapped to you thigh" . I would have loved to hear that.

He must have been a wimp.

 

[Fly Navy]

I once actually got - and I was amazed that someone actually tried this - "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" My reply was, "If I told you I had a revolver strapped to my thigh, would you go sit over there?" He tried to play it off, but he did go and sit at the other end of the bar.

That would have turned me on.

 

[SFgirl]

I once actually got - and I was amazed that someone actually tried this - "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Am I crazy or are those the lyrics to some song???

I have to admit though that the whole "you've lost that loving feeling" serenade worked on me once... learned from that mistake