Pilot Pickup Lines?

[Elder]

Have any?

My father had a bumber sticker when he was in the Army..

"Helicopter pilots get it up quicker."

And then there's ...

"Hi, I'm a pilot. Can I see your cock pit?"

Although, that's not very funny.

 

[Fly Navy]

"Hi, my name is Joe. Jet pilot."

 

[skidkid]

"Well enough about me let's talk about flying"

 

[SFgirl]

Excuse me miss... I seem to have misplaced the keys to my jet....

Now if you said "I seem to have misplaced the keys to my jet and 1978 Jeep CJ-7"... that would be an even better line

 

[Fly Navy]

Oddly enough, both Pat and I have TJ Wranglers...

 

[rare21]

ah no chicks ever believed me since im a Mexican, always thought i was some petty officer..except the fat ones...oh well

 

[SFgirl]

Oddly enough, both Pat and I have TJ Wranglers...

I just traded in my 1998 Grand Cherokee Limited... had the whole nine yards- 3 inch lift, skid plates, tow hooks... I miss my baby

 

[Fly Navy]

Wow, you actually hooked up a Grand Cherokee? RIGHT ON!

 

[rare21]

I just traded in my 1998 Grand Cherokee Limited... had the whole nine yards- 3 inch lift, skid plates, tow hooks... I miss my baby

please please PLEASE! tell me you used it! For fishing, hunting, four wheeling...i hate wasted trucks

 

[SFgirl]

I 4 wheeled in Michigan, but not so much once i got down here... had a lot of problems with the sway bar linkage busting all the time...

 

[Fly Navy]

I 4 wheeled in Michigan, but not so much once i got down here... had a lot of problems with the sway bar linkage busting all the time...

Yeah I gotta fix mine. Though I've been told it's good to disconnect them in certain instances.

 

[PropStop]

From a P-3 driver, "I'm rich biatch!"

 

[Cate]

I've never actually gotten picked up by a pilot, but a Marine did ask me once if I knew why Marines are great in the sack (the answer he was looking for, of course, being that they're first in and last out).

 

[rare21]

I 4 wheeled in Michigan, but not so much once i got down here... had a lot of problems with the sway bar linkage busting all the time...

well thats a little better..my wife used to threaten that she'd buy a huge truck and just get groceries with it...man it used to piss me off

 

[Fly Navy]

SUVs are for fags. Trucks and Jeeps are where it's at.