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Pilot Pickup Lines?

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feddoc

feddoc

Really old guy
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An interesting line used on me when I was in college: Wanna go halvsies with me on a bastard?

The truck shown here is kinda cool.

The jeep was pretty well built. All new: motor (B&Bd) bored .030 over, roller rockers, Art Carr tranny, 1-ton axles 4.88 with lockers, disc brakes. Pretty quick to about 80 or so.
 
Elder

Elder

US Coast Guard C-130 Demonstration Team
Since my thread has been hi-jacked :icon_rage

Seen this thing?

http://www.internationaldelivers.com/site_layout/severe/cxt.asp

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KSUFLY

KSUFLY

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pilot
SFgirlfriend said:
Am I crazy or are those the lyrics to some song???

I have to admit though that the whole "you've lost that loving feeling" serenade worked on me once... learned from that mistake
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It's the chorus from an old country western song by the Bellemy Brothers. If I swore you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight.
 
Cate

Cate

Pretty much invincible
A friend of mine once got "Hey, you know why Marines make the best lovers?" (the answer he was going for being, "Because they're the first in and the last out). She just smiled at him and said, "I have no idea. But I understand that the Coast Guard is 'always ready.'" The look on his face was priceless.

Incidentally, they've been dating for a year and a half now.
 
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SFgirl

Member
This weekend at Old Glory in Georgetown...

"Bet you've never made love in the BOQ at dawn..."

that definitely got a WTF
 
KimberlyD

KimberlyD

Registered User
Want to ride my flux actuator?

I dumped him but I spent quite a while wondering where the flux actuator on an F-14 was!
 
ea6bflyr

ea6bflyr

Working Class Bum
None
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When a woman comes up and says "excuse me" to get by or to get to the bar
you retort with "Did you day 'Squeeze me' or 'Please me'" :)
ea6bflyr
 
rare21

rare21

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pilot
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i love telling those stuck up sorority girls that think they're god's gift to men: "You're not that hot to be this *****y."
 
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SFgirl

Member
rare21 said:
i love telling those stuck up sorority girls that think they're god's gift to men: "You're not that hot to be this *****y."
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Ahem... not ALL sorority girls are stuck up :D
 
rare21

rare21

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pilot
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unfortunately in Austin a lot of them are...but not all. Its just limited to the "dont even rub against me" at the club types..i used to work security at a few of the houses and got a lot of extra late night trips to Taco C courtesy of rich hot ones..haha
 
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SFgirl

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rare21 said:
unfortunately in Austin a lot of them are...but not all. Its just limited to the "dont even rub against me" at the club types..i used to work security at a few of the houses and got a lot of extra late night trips to Taco C courtesy of rich hot ones..haha
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just making sure you didn't blanket stereotype all of us down here... ;)
 
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ortvic

Spiderman
I have one that my friend used once, it is not a pilot one though. It was horid...
"Baby, your lucky i'm here...(why?) Because I'm EOD and your the bomb!"
I porceded to smack the S#!@$ out of him.
 
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