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Old fat man: Take your papers and put them on top of your folders.
Me: Put my paper on top of my folder.
Old fat man: (grabs my papers first) Jesus, this paper is inverted. I said on top of your folder! (which it was!!!). And you are going to be an officer?
Me: (Bite my tongue)....although I just wanted to say "fuck you."
MEPS is an experience. Try not to laugh too hard when everyone starts bragging about their ASVAB scores like 12 year olds while doing the duck walk. Which I kind of equate to people coming on here and saying "I got a 9/9/8 70 on my ASTB, is that good?" Just shake your head and walk away.
Went to MEPS today and I really only have one piece of advice for anyone who hasn't gone yet. While drinking water and only water is important before the pee test, DON'T drink a damn gallon of water before you go to the intro briefing. It was nearly an hour before we got around to the urine test and I HAVE NEVER HAD TO PISS WORSE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I was sweating. It was horrible. :shake_125