Living the Dream
You're not the only one. Flight schedule said my trailer mate in Kuwait would be flying into the evening. I didn't have to go into work until late at night so I decided to enjoy some "me" time. Next thing I know front door opens and there's my roommate.I just came back to the boat from Iraq, and my roommates were still in country. Decide to take advantage of the "me" time with a video and self love. Midstroke I hear the cypher lock being used and the door swings open (my back is to the door). It's my buddy from down the P-way.
"What are you doing dude?"
"I'm jerking off, what does it look like?"
Turns out my roommates gave him the combo so he could borrow NCAA football, which is what he was doing...
(after a shocked pause) "Ummm...Do you want me to come back later?"
"No, man. The moment's gone. Mood's all wrong, now."
I hadn't looked outside to realize that visibility had gone down, thus cancelling the afternoon's flight schedule.