To marry or not to marry...

[picklesuit]

So you LOVE pickle, but don't like him most days...

How many days do you like his paycheck :icon_smil

Two...the 1st and the 15th...

 

[chasejj]

hmmm...... are common-law marriages still legal anymore? just out of curiosity's sake... Mrs. Pickle, I agree with you and Mr. Pickle, just a case of beer? well, cheaper than a judge!

 

[chelley]

They're still legal but I don't think the military recognizes them. I'm sure 18 million of you will post to say I'm wrong and fat and stupid. Bring it. :icon_boxi

 

[Godspeed]

BTW. I did an extensive search (to no avail) of the thread we were talking about cheating and all of that stuff.... Someone recommended this book:

If I could find out who it was, I'd give em rep... Bought it off Amazon... Was a great and informative read. I highly recommend people considering marriage read it first. Thanks again to whoever posted it.

 

[chasejj]

hmmm.... time for a visit to... THE LOCAL LIBRARY! awaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy...tomorrow.

 

[MasterBates]

Remember, if you do get divorced, it's cheaper for you if they disappear before court. Just saying.

(no, I don't actually advocate this, and I'm not suggesting you do it, but "I'd understand" to paraphrase Chris Rock)

 

[chasejj]

seriously though, thanks godspeed.

 

[chasejj]

MB- "Remember, if you do get divorced, it's cheaper for you if they disappear before court. Just saying."
Well, I do live in Missouri and there ARE lots of places to stash a body... ever seen Deliverance? Dualing bangos is where I live...

 

[MasterBates]

Deliverance was in GA.

 

[FMRAM]

MB- "Remember, if you do get divorced, it's cheaper for you if they disappear before court. Just saying."
Well, I do live in Missouri and there ARE lots of places to stash a body... ever seen Deliverance? Dualing bangos is where I live...

Missouri is not even close to Deliverance. Now West Virgina and Arkansas on the other hand.

 

[chelley]

I cheat-proof my marriage by threatening to take the dog. 60% of the time it works every time.

 

[MasterBates]

Don't count on that. I fought a custody battle for my dog and WON.

 

[chelley]

You completely missed the Anchorman reference and my attempt at humor.

Regardless, I'll get custody no problem. He was mine to begin with but that's neither here nor there. I didn't marry an idiot and neither did he.

 

[Jynx]

Did the custody battle consist of putting the dog between the two of you, having you both call it, and see who it came to? Or is that just too rational?

Also, from your descriptions, I'm surprised he wasn't eaten in a late night fridge raid

 

[chasejj]

"Missouri is not even close to Deliverance. Now West Virgina and Arkansas on the other hand."
I will agree with this statement with the exception of the Ozarks in Missouri...