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He-Man Woman Haters Club
- Thread starter picklesuit
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MasterBates
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And the results from BAD sex are stuck with you MUCH MUCH MUUUUCH longer.
Like Herpes.
Like Herpes.
You still trying to marry your daughter off?
That's not her (although she certainly reveres me or tries to make me think that when she needs something); she never had to move or nor did she care enough about the Navy to try to understand the separation/other sacrifice part of the equation. At any rate, not sure I want her "married off" quite yet. She's fun to have around just by herself...and her dogs are part of the equation. She tried living at the beach for awhile and took the dog (only one at a time). I really missed having that dog hang out in the yard and ride along on errands with me. I was happy to have them back when she decided the party scene was too distracting from finishing school so she's living at home with 2 dogs now that I enjoy having around.
Do you have a sister?
Recently married. Sorry.
MasterBates
Well-Known Member
Don't worry. When Vn's sister runs thru the starter husband, she'll be richer with an annuity and by then you should be a winged dude, and therefore irresistible.
propwife
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My darling understands that he can not have it all, however, I do grossly accomodate as I'm appreciative of what he provides us with.
This past Friday 0400.. leaving for a preflight brief for cross country flight.
Option (A):
Boink (quick, it's early)
Option (B):
Pancake breakfast to go before flight
Personally, I decided to risk waking the children HOURS before necessary to make him a pancake breakfast.
Husband was not aware of option 'A' .. LOL!.. that was part of my inner dialogue, but I know he would have obliged.
Knew that he would not eat until he landed and it *was a 7 hour flight (plus time to put the bird to bed, check into hotel, etc.) So, I made the decision for him for food vs. sex.
This past Friday 0400.. leaving for a preflight brief for cross country flight.
Option (A):
Boink (quick, it's early)
Option (B):
Pancake breakfast to go before flight
Personally, I decided to risk waking the children HOURS before necessary to make him a pancake breakfast.
Husband was not aware of option 'A' .. LOL!.. that was part of my inner dialogue, but I know he would have obliged.
Knew that he would not eat until he landed and it *was a 7 hour flight (plus time to put the bird to bed, check into hotel, etc.) So, I made the decision for him for food vs. sex.
Now that is a fine example of outstanding Navy Wifery! Your husband is one lucky dude!
"Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year."
phrogpilot73
Well-Known Member
I'm pretty sure, he would have been OK with option C. What option C you ask?
Boink + Pop Tart.
MasterBates
Well-Known Member
Fixed it for you.
Lobster
Well-Known Member
I came on to defend myself... First of all, to those of you that say that you are married and you "tell her how it is" are full of it. Either you're a liar or she's brain-dead.
I would also like to mention that the infamous Pickle hasn't had to do any parental duties beyond saying, "Honey, the little Pickles are angry..." in WEEKS! He likes to think that he has it so tough... I applaud all of you who are military (current and past), do not get me wrong.
However, from a wife that thought she was marrying an Equine Vet Student at Iowa State, then was an E3 AW wife (both of us with degrees), not to mention moving 9 times in 5 years, we deserve a night out once in awhile.
I will gladly take your wives out, and y'all can take care of "the Diva" and the "two-year-old-psychopath" any day of the week.
Did I mention I have a mentally retarded Weimaraner? Yeah, her too...
Pickle likes to get his frilly panties in a wad, as most of you know (in real life and here) all too well by now. Personally, they're in a wad so much that I think he likes the feeling...
I'm sorry you have retarded kids and a retarded dog!! That's really hard. But you shouldn't vent in this thread because everyone knows that you have no idea what reality is. Love ya. BTW...I love frilly panties.