Your Favorite "Gun Related" Quote?

[BullGator]

your gun is digging into my hip

"owww, your gun is digging into my hip"
-Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Ray Finkle alert! Haha. Good movie.

 

[Ace_Austin]

Wow, 2 pages... and nobody has mentioned this?

 

[H60Gunner]

" How do you shoot women & children?"

"Easy, ya just don't lead 'em as much"

"Anyone that runs is a VC, anyone that stands still, is a well disciplined VC."

And simply- "GET SOME"!

Anyone who has sent rounds down range out the door of a helo knows this.....

 

[spitfiremkxiv]

"We could kill EVERYONE." - Boondock Saints


"Fear the government that fears your gun."

 

[Spekkio]

In the spirit of the holiday season:

[Ralphie is visiting Santa at the department store, only he can't remember what he wanted]
Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.
Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

 

[FlyinRock]

"The sheriffs wife? That was assault with a friendly weapon"
Waterhole #3

 

[LazersGoPEWPEW]

This was a pretty funny soundbyte. http://oopslist.com/PilotGuns.mp3

 

[feddoc]

Not really a gun related quote, but still good.

from '300'

Persian General Slaughtered: Spartans, lay down your weapons.
[a spear flies out and impales him through the chest, and he falls out of the saddle, dead]
King Leonidas: Persians! Come and get them!

 

[MasterBates]

From Incenter12's neighbor (or roommate, forget which one said it):

"Guns don't kill Zombies.. Master kills Zombies"

(said as we had 20ish guns laid out in the living room)

 

[PropStop]

Wow, 2 pages... and nobody has mentioned this?

Bastid! you beat me to it.

Gangster: "...it's an 88 Magnum."
Danny Vermin: "It shoots through schools."

 

[Harrier Dude]

"When I was just a baby, my Momma told me son,
Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns,
But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die"

 

[A4sForever]

^ His cousin, Roy, used to greet me in the VF-213 Ready Room w/ a similar gesture when I'd show up to debrief his pass ...

 

[onedge]

"Ya gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" -Clint Eastwood

Dunno how it got that far w/o Mr. Eastwood.

 

[Herc_Dude]

Not really a quote, but one of my favorite gun related book titles out there ...

"To Ride, Shoot Straight and Speak the Truth" - Col. Jeff Cooper

 

[2sr2worry]

"I can forgive you for shooting yourself in the foot, but not for reloading."

--former CO