Your Favorite "Gun Related" Quote?

[Renegade One]

Here's one:

"God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best." -- Voltaire

Nice application to Naval Aviation as well...replace "big battalions" with "fastest/most maneuverable/highest technology airplanes", etc...but then it wouldn't be Voltaire.

 

[jus2mch]

And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F#$K off! --Bullet Tooth Tony

 

[FlyinRock]

Fast is fine, Accuracy is final. Bill Jordan
No one ever got killed by a fast moving loud noise. Anon
I can help you see if there is life everafter. Marine
BANG you're dead. Marine Sniper

 

[squeeze]

"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

 

[navy09]

Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

 

[JIMC5499]

"Mine's bigger."
"Mine's Loaded"

Lone Wolf McQuade

 

[BullGator]

"Guns don't kill people. I KILL people." -bumperstickers, and a sign on someone's house, if I remember correctly

 

[nzachman]

^^^ Guns don't kill people. Women that come home early do.

 

[Slammer2]

"Blow it out your ass" - Duke Nukem

 

[LazersGoPEWPEW]

-FPS Doug

 

[Blutonski816]

And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F#$K off! --Bullet Tooth Tony

Turkish: Fvckin' 'ell Tom. What'ssat?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy, there's a gun in ya trousahs. What is a gun doin' ya trousahs.
Tommy: It's for protection!
Turkish: Protection from what? Zee Germans??

 

[gatorchris08]

I'm a lead farmer motha f*cker

 

[RedFive]

This came from somebody here on AW, but it was so long ago, I can't remember who...

The other day my CAG discharged his 9mm into a ready room chair, narrowly missing someone sitting next to it before his combat flight. Needless to say, said combat flight did not occur, chair was awarded Purple Heart, and the CAG requallified with 9mm.

 

[badger16]

"this is my boomstick!!!!"

 

[LazersGoPEWPEW]

"Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."

-Full Metal Jacket