I've Said it before and I'll Say it Again....
Whatever...
If it makes you guys happy, I'll delete my Bio from my profile, but I'd still like to hold on to my reputation as a cocky S.O.B...
SMD, You seem to be wound up pretty tight
, man... If you go to college acting like the way you do here, your roomate might kill you
.... and that might be a little bit of a speed bump for your road to make it into the Astronaout program, don't ya think?
Speakin' of Killin' ppl, I don't suggest listening to Rap, that just makes you wanna start bumpin' into people through hallways. I prefer to listen to Slayer; "Chemical Warfare" and "War Ensemble" are pretty cool. It'll take you from cool to Lethal in under 30 seconds.
No where was I? Oh, yeah...
Anyway, I hope I don't have to remind you all that I am only 16, and if none of you were even close to being as cocky, or smart-assed as I am now, then you must have been a mighty boring group of lads.
But I DO know how to respect Authority (one time my parents asked me, "how is it that you without hesitation will listen to the SgtMaj. or the Col. in JROTC, but many times Defy us?"). Besides, I got a year and a Half to get throught this Phase of my life, so chill out.
In a Nutshell, My philosophy is this:
Sure, they say, "Don't do anything your mother wouldn't approve of"
but I say, "Lets do the crudest things we can, and keep it hidden from mom."
So, for the love of God, let a guy have some fun, eh?? Eh, gov'na, eh?? <starts pokin' people with his elbow> Say n'more, Say n'more!
Well, not that I've said my share, I'm outta here to take advantage of after X-mas sales.
But before I go, can I get a raise of hands on how many ppl I managed to tick off?
WELL YOU MAY NOT HAVE TICKED ME OFF, BUT YOU'VE ATTRACTED MY ATTENTION. EITHER QUIET DOWN OR GO FIND SOME OTHER BOARD TO BE A SMART ASS ON. ANYTHING THAT DETRACTS FROM THE PROFESSIONALISM OR USABILITY OF THE BOARD GETS PEOPLE KICKED, ASK AROUND ABOUT WINTERSIBS.