One of the funnier ways I heard of someone getting out of the military, unknown if it's true or not, but funny either way.
So, seaman schmuckatelly reports on board riding his motorcycle (the motorcycle is a part of his imagination to which he provides all sound effects). When he gets on the q'deck he dismounts said motorcycle and reports aboard. Obviously the OOD is a little confused and asks what is happening. The seaman states that he is required to dismount his motorcycle prior to coming aboard. So, OOD a little confused calls up his division rep and gets him off the quarterdeck. Seaman then mounts the motorcycle starts it up and rides it with the rep who will be taking the seaman to his berthing. The seaman continues the use of his motorcycle for quite some time (length unknown to me). Finaly a medboard is done on this guy and found unfit for duty. As he is departing the ship for the last time he dismounts his motorcycle and walks off the brow. The OOD asks him why he's not riding his motorcycle off the ship. Seaman replies "I'm leaving it for the next guy who wants out of the Navy."
So, seaman schmuckatelly reports on board riding his motorcycle (the motorcycle is a part of his imagination to which he provides all sound effects). When he gets on the q'deck he dismounts said motorcycle and reports aboard. Obviously the OOD is a little confused and asks what is happening. The seaman states that he is required to dismount his motorcycle prior to coming aboard. So, OOD a little confused calls up his division rep and gets him off the quarterdeck. Seaman then mounts the motorcycle starts it up and rides it with the rep who will be taking the seaman to his berthing. The seaman continues the use of his motorcycle for quite some time (length unknown to me). Finaly a medboard is done on this guy and found unfit for duty. As he is departing the ship for the last time he dismounts his motorcycle and walks off the brow. The OOD asks him why he's not riding his motorcycle off the ship. Seaman replies "I'm leaving it for the next guy who wants out of the Navy."