Roger that. Falcon codes
. Do you have a list??? If not, I need to dig deeper into my sea chest/parachute bag.
We need to pass 'em down to these punks ... oooops, 'scuse me, I mean youngsters ...
Ask and you shall receive. (Note – a couple of these may be a little different than I remember, but they're all close.)
To the unwashed and uninitiated pun...ah youngsters - Clear, concise, and accurate communication is essential, both in training and in combat. Of course in training, certain words and expressions are not to be said over the air. And in the heat of battle where they can be said, brevity counts by keeping the frequency clear. Thus the Falcon Codes were invented and used widely with great abandon!
Five or ten codes were committed to memory, and used often, like "That’s a Falcon one-ten."
But everyone carried the codes on a card with them so an unfamiliar code could quickly be de-coded in flight.
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FALCON CODES
0 FUCKKKK!
00 SH!T HOT
000 IF CAG SAW THAT HE'D SH!T
101 YOU'VE GOT TO BE SH!TTING ME
102 GET OFF MY @!#$!NG BACK
103 BEATS THE SH!T OUT OF ME
104 WHAT THE @!#$, OVER
105 ITS SO @!#$!NG BAD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
106 I HATE THIS @!#$!NG PLACE
107 THIS PLACE SUCKS
108 @!#$ YOU VERY MUCH
109 THAT GDSOB
110 BEAUTIFUL. JUST @!#$!NG BEAUTIFUL
111 HERE COMES ANOTHER @!#$!NG CAG OPS BRAINSTORM
112 BIG @!#$!NG DEAL
113 LET ME TALK TO THAT SOB
114 GET YOUR SH!T TOGETHER
115 YOU BET YOUR SWEET A$$
116 @!#$ IT
117 I LOVE YOU SO @!#$!NG MUCH I COULD SH!T
118 WE EAT THIS SH!T UP
119 ADIOS MOTHER FU_KER
120 THAT'S A NO-NO
121 @!#$ IT I GOT MINE - FIIGMO
124 THAT GOD DAMN "O" CLUB
126 YOU PISS ME OFF
136 IF YOU ASK FOR ANOTHER LOW PA$$ ONE MORE TIME YOU WILL NOT GET LAUNCHED FOR A @!#$!NG WEEK
137 YOU MAY NOT HAVE ANY @!#$!NG FUEL
138 MY @!#$!NG BLADDER HURTS
139 I HAVE A @!#$!NG PROSTATE OVERPRESSURE LIGHT
140 COMEX MOTHER FU_KER
141 THAT @!#$!NG CIC IS DREAMING AGAIN
142 THE @!#$!NG HELOS ARE ALL FU_KED UP AGAIN
143 IT'S THE AIR BOSS' FAULT
144 SHUT-UP AND FLY THE @!#$!NG AIRPLANE
209 WHILE YOU WERE GONE THE WHOLE WORLD TURNED TO SH!T
221 @!#$ YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON
222 YOU MAY NOT LIKE THE @!#$!NG CAG STAFF BUT THE CAG STAFF LIKES @!#$!NG YOU
223 GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR A$$
224 YOU SAY "I DON'T KNOW" ONE MORE TIME AND I'M GONNA SHOVE A SONOBOUY UP YOUR A$$
225 YOU MUST HAVE SH!T FOR BRAINS
226 WOULD YOU LIKE A KICK IN THE A$$ TO HELP GET YOU AIRBORNE?
227 WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET A CLEARANCE OUT OF THIS @!#$!NG PLACE?
228 JUST FLY THE IRON BUS AND LEAVE THE AAW TO US
229 YOU'RE SO @!#$!NG STUPID YOU'RE A MENACE TO SOCIETY
230 THIS BASTARD HAS MORE DOWNING GRIPES THAN THE USS ARIZONA
231 COMMENTS AND RECOMMENDATIONS MY A$$
232 JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY GATOR, WHERE THE @!#$ ARE WE?
233 IT'S INTERVAL, AS FAR AS I'M CIRCUMCISED
269 EXCUSE ME SIR, BUT YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEBODY WHO GIVES A SH!T
500 THOSE @!#$!NG BLACK SHOE MUTHER FU_KERS
501 THOSE @!#$!NG REAR ECHELON MUTHER FU_KERS
600 THOSE @!#$!NG ASW PUKES
641 HANG IT IN YOUR @!#$!NG EAR
700 @!#$!NG GRUNTS
728 IF I HEAR "CV" CONCEPT ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA PUKE
750 THAT FU_KER RUNS LIKE A WELL OILED MACHINE
775 YOUR OLD LADY WEARS COMBAT BOOTS
800 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I CAN'T SH!T
901 IF IT'S SUCH A GOOD @!#$!NG DEAL, SEND ________
902 IF I CALLED FOR SH!T YOU'D COME SLIDING IN ON A SHOVEL
1000 COOL IT THE PADRE IS HERE
3000 HAY FOR THE HORSES, WHISKEY FOR MY MEN AND A PLATE OF FLIES FOR MY TOAD
3001 HE'S SO LIGHT HE'S A MENACE TO AVIATION
3002 HE JUST HAD HIS @!#$!NG TUBES CUT
3003 HE HASN'T HAD HIS LOBOTOMY YET
3031 NOT SO @!#$!NG FAST
