AviatorMR239
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you say sea cow, people think manatee, and then they think cute and loveable.....there is nothing cute or loveable about a sea donkey....thong or no thong (shudders)
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wildflyin69
Grad of OCS 187 Charlie Co. 3rd Plt.
What manatees have you seen that were cute and loveable? they look like an old beach lady with fins...
Someone botched this one earlier... Its ok though... I'll hook ya up..
The Details of my life are quite inconsequential.
Very Well… Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self improving bulongére owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old prostitute named Cloie with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy… the sort of general malaise that only the ingenious possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical… summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds – pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zurustian named Velma ritually shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
The Details of my life are quite inconsequential.
Very Well… Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self improving bulongére owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old prostitute named Cloie with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy… the sort of general malaise that only the ingenious possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical… summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds – pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zurustian named Velma ritually shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
AviatorMR239
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"you know, it just occured to me that she outranks you.....nothing's sexier than a woman you have to salute.. unfortunatly until they elect a woman president I'll have to keep taking cold showers"
AviatorMR239
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sorry dude.....but my gators are gonna stomp all over tenessee, plus it's in the swamp...i mean come on... i bleed Orange and Blue
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