Thought Of The Minute

[rnoffke]

If you're gonna go to a hotel, be sure to bring a towel. Cause you never know where a hotel towel has been.

 

[Nikki]

Hey now!We have attractive girls on base here.. I may not look like j-lo, but damn...

 

[jaerose]

Aviator, double wrapping is bad advice. It isn't any more effective and it actually increases the liklihood of the 'wrapping' breaking while in action. Thank you high school health class!

"Beware of the iron claw...it's sharp...and it hurts a lot!"
"Beware of the song about big butts...he plays it while he beats you up!"
--Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

JR

 

[Nikki]

You really like Kung Pow Jae!

Every time you read a fortune out of a cookie, add "in bed" to the end of it...makes a lot more sense...

 

[wildflyin69]

Sponge-Bob is not a contraceptive.

 

[jaerose]

No he's not...he's just an alcoholic named Bob.

Nikki, I think that movie's pretty funny!

"My name is Enigo Montoya, you killed my father...prepare to die!"

JR

 

[HueyHornet75]

"Waitin'...for some people to leave. i gottanother trick up my sleeve.
step with pep to the back of the house, looked in...all the lights are out.
grab the door and it's locked, so
easily made my way to the window.
once inside, i start taking
cuz you know there's no time for faking
get what you're gonna get front and center
or get five years for breaking and enter
move quickly, but no running
shh, i think somebody's coming
hear the front door key, and i flee
out the back with a fist full of jewelry
over the wall, don't fall
wipe my sweat cuz that was a close call
gettin ganked by the E is a lesson,
so, is there any more questions?"
-old school eazy e...

 

[wildflyin69]

"You've forgotten one of the two most important rules of life! The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but the 2nd only slightly less well known is never bet with a Sicilian when death is on the line!!!" ---I watch movies too thoroughly.....

 

[GTodd]

ok, ok sorry I hope all female marines are as hot as Nikki la boxeadora

 

[kevin]

nikki: "i may not look like j-lo"....but have you been divorced 14 times?

 

[Nikki]

Lol...never been married either kev, good recovery todd....j/k. I am not hot, I just don't think I look like a mule! haha

 

[GTodd]

awwwwwwwwww

 

[AviatorMR239]

down in south florida we don't call them mules.... the correct term is sea donkeys

 

[wildflyin69]

PROF.: "I only remember people who are beautiful, and you sir are no looker!!"
LILA: "Professor, isn't it time for your nap?"
PROF: "Yes, dammit!!" <snore!>

---Futurama

 

[Nikki]

I am from florida..never heard of a sea donkey...seen many sea cows and I am not talking about the ones in the ocean.
Sea cows should avoid thongs!