CAMike said:
Gunny Goforth and Gunny Campos.....Shit and Piss as they liked to call themselves.
Gunny Goforth: "What's my name Candidate?"
Candidate: "Gunnery Sargent Goforth, United States Marine Corps Sir!"
Gunny: "No it's Shit"
Candidate: "Yes Sir!"
Gunny: "So what's my name?
Candidate": "Shit Sir!"
Gunny: "WHAT? Are you calling me a TURD? On your face - move!"
Candidate (as he starts doing push-ups): "Aye, aye Sir!"
Gunny Campos: "So Candidate, what's MY name?"......
Tag team from hell and they enjoyed it thoroughly.
AOCS Class 14-83 gave Gunny Goforth a framed picture of a big turd floating in a toilet bowl as their present to him at their commissioning party at the AOC Club a couple of days before commissioning. I think he actually teared up when he saw it. He carried it around and bragged about it like it was his first born.