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BigWorm

Marine Aviator
pilot
I just wanted to see if I could start a trash talking war, for educational purposes of course. All of the different platforms seem to enjoy smack talking, and I know myself and a few of the other youngsters could benefit from the unbiased information contained within it. The inspiration for writing this is a quote from phrogdriver. It's kind of like the Navy and Marine Corps. Marines hate squids, unless there's someone around from the Air Force, in which case the Navy and Marine Corps both rule and the Air Force blows. 53 and 46 guys give each other crap until a skid guy comes in. Then the skids and the assaults razz each other until a jet pilot stops by, who becomes the new designated a**hole.

When I first decided that I wanted to fly, I had my mind set on F-18s. The hope was to fulfill the last of the great human pleasures (landing on a carrier) followed only in power only by an orgasm. The more I learn about the Corps, and the more people I talk with, I realize that I have no clue what I want to fly. The trade offs turn it into some sort of balancing act.

Colonel Shultz recently came down to talk with us API guys about the Osprey. I will quote him as to not draw too much flame to myself, but essentially, he told us that fly 18’s and you might as well trade in your uniform for a squid suit. After thinking about this, it makes me lean towards the Scarrier so that I can be part of the MEU! Don’t get me wrong, I would trade in both my nuts to fly 18’s, I just put this here to add some fuel.

Some of the other arguments that go back and forth are that helo pilots get more time with the grunts – this could be good or bad depending on whom you are talking with. And also that they have more Marines to lead - I was wondering if anyone could expand a little more on truths or lies to this… Also, as your career progresses, command will become more important, will there be a difference in which platform you select, or will this mainly depend upon which B-billets you choose, and of course how well you perform. For those of us that select Harriers now, the X-35 is projected to come out about the time we will be up for major. Will jumping platforms become part of our career survivability?

Are the personalities that go with different platforms usually consistent? Jet Jocks favoring the Rice Rockets and Chopper Pilots ride Harleys and are favored by women that are more attractive. The more Marine pilots I meet and talk with, the more I think I will fit in with the helo community better.

What about coast? I hear that after primary, a lot of the people that had their mind set on the platform with the most weapons and ability to cause destruction will end up picking coast over platform. I would love to hear about anyone’s experiences living on a particular base vs. air station, CA vs. HI vs. NC, etc.

Just to share some of the gouge from that brief, the MV-22 is a mean freaking machine. If I had the option of selecting it, I would. Either the program has turned around, or Colonel Shultz is just an awesome salesman. I had the opportunity to bombard the test pilot with a few questions such as “what was it like putting into the vortex-ring state, just to develop procedures for getting out of it.” There wasn’t any fear on this guys face, and he is the one putting the aircraft into these death maneuvers. Whether you are with it, or against it, it sounds like it is hear. My memory slips me now and then, but I think it is called VMX, which will be the first operational experimental squadron coming this December. After that, a couple 46 and 53d squadrons will be replaced every few years by the MV-22, where pilots will have to compete for this transition. A lot of this was ambiguous and up in the air, but as we get briefed on how the selection is going to happen I will pass it on. Overall, after the presentation my desires went from jets to 46’s so that I could position myself for the Osprey.

I guess this wasn’t really a question as I was just sharing some of my thoughts in hopes that somebody would get upset and share how they handled the tradeoffs when selection came around. I was set on jets, but the more I learn about communities, I really don’t have a clue what I want to fly anymore.
 

schmuckatelli

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You have hit the nail right on the head; every platform has its own set of advantages and disadvantages that make an apple vs. apple comparison nearly impossible. Since most helo pilots have never flown a jet and most jet pilots have never flown a helo they all talk smack but in reality have no clue what the other REALLY does. Every platform has a cool mission and you will enjoy flying whatever aircraft you end up in whether it is a helo, a jet, a prop, or even the Osprey. Talk to your IPs to get a feel for what types of missions each community performs and then decide what you'd like to fly based on that.
 

farkle84

New Member
bigworm, i have my preferences on what to fly, but like schmuckatelli said, they all have great missions. my attitude right now is if the Marines/Navy want to let me fly and give me an aircraft, i will take it. i am sure that everyone on this forum who is a pilot had something they wanted and maybe got it or didnt. but they love what they do and love the aircraft they fly. so get me in a cockpit and i will get whatever job they want me to do done. good luck
 

BigWorm

Marine Aviator
pilot
farkle, I agree with everything you say. All you can do is bust your ass, and then fill out the selection card. You only get to fill that card out once, so the more you know about what you want, the better-educated choices you can make. When I have a distinct goal in mind, it makes it is easier to stay focused. Right now, I am somewhat ambivalent which takes focus away. There is a lot of social prestige built around the fast movers, but that may not be the best decision for me, or the others reading this.
After the jet/helo selection, the choices will get a little more complex, where the coast is involved. Right now, I am sick of the freakin east coast humidity, and can’t wait to go back west, where the heat will at least be dry.
 

BigWorm

Marine Aviator
pilot
It sucked, there was this pencil d%$ked Air Force 2nd Lt that was born without a spine. We had to listen to him ramble on about how people with higher rank than him set forth certain policies that we will follow..blah..blah..blah… higher ranking people were upset because the copy machine wasn’t used according to procedures…blah…blah…blah.

After him, there were just more briefs from some of the instructors, medical, etc.. just about what we are getting into.

It is a big change from TBS, in a good way. I love the sense of humor that all pilots seem to have. No more getting to class 20 min early so that the billet holders can send their counts up the chain of command. It’s very laid back here, at least compared with what I am used to. Time to practice my social skills, and learn how to work with the other services. I am not going to say the Navy is nasty because they had awesome people there, but proportionately they had the most bags – just my opinion.

I have to admit, I had a lot of anxiety built up. Coming down here, was a very surreal experience – I can remember back in the 5th grade when I began thinking of this, becoming a military pilot seemed to be an unattainable goal that only “they” could do.
The bubble of surrealism has now been popped, and the anxiety is over. It is just hard work and throwing books against the wall as stress relief from here on out.
 

E5B

Lineholder
pilot
Super Moderator
lol, yeah, that AF Lt needed to be back-handed several dozen times. Giving us speeches about how if we fail a test we'll have to report to him...pointing his finger around the room. This dude, was awesome: weighed a buck 10 soaking wet, long freakin hair, nerdy little glasses and his "I helped invent Windows XP" attitude. I couldn't help but to laugh at him. Even the other AF Lt's were mocking him.

Anyway, I'm ready to tackle API head on. Like you Andy, I've been waiting for this day a long time. I can remember in 1994 as a young private at the School Of Infantry gazing at all the helo's flying around Pendleton. My first helo ride ever was at CAX in April of 95. I remember being so dang excited that when it landed I still had my eye balls fixed on the cockpit trying to catch a glimps of the controls of the 46 drivers, meanwhile, my Cpl was yelling at me to grab the baseplate and get going. It was then that I realized, I have to fly one of these Beasts someday...

It's funny the little things you remember...

I'm actually looking forward to working with the different services. I spent a little time talking to one of the coasties. A few of the Marines in our class are too proud to talk to anyone but their TBS classmates. I think that is the wrong attitude to have.



Beetle
 

46Driver

"It's a mother beautiful bridge, and it's gon
Sure, I'll jump into this since I am one of the few who flies both jets (an airliner) and helos on a daily basis - and I have a whole lot more fun flying the helo at 50' and 100k then the jet at flight level 310 and Mach .66 (Frumby don't laugh - our Dorniers are a good bit slower than your 737's!) The missions you can study at TBS and experience on deployment but suffice it to say, how many air to air TOPGUN missions have there been since Vietnam? How many ground attack missions have there been? (A whole lot more...) The helo missions haven't changed at all (insertations and extractions) and continue to get down and dirty in Afghanistan, Iraq, etc. If you really like acrobatics, go jets. If you really like formation flight down low, go helos. (Although touching wings is bad, it is nowhere near as - uhhh - interesting as touching rotors......)

As for the Osprey, one of my friends was just given command of VMMT-204 which is the MV-22 FRS - and I did get to fly the sim about a year ago. Interestingly enough, the Osprey bubbas came down to Whiting a few years ago and asked in the auditorum, "Who wants to fly this thing!!!" The vast majority of the Marine helo students raised their hands - and almost none of the Marine instructors did. hmmm..... Of course, they said I was going to get the Osprey when I winged in '92. Flew my annual EP sim the other day and my sim instructor said they promised him the Osprey in '82... NASA made it to the moon with less time and money than the Corps has spent trying to get the Osprey to fly. The thing still has a lot of bugs to be worked out (Never fly the "A" model of anything in the Marine Corps!). I would love to talk to Col Schultz (The name sounds familiar - he might have been the skipper of HMM-261 a while back) and hear firsthand about vortex ring state as well as high blade loading.

Finally, students always wonder about that stationed in California vs North Carolina thing. Instead, think about where you want to deploy. If you go Cali, you will see Asia and the Gulf. If you go to North Carolina, you will see Europe - from Norway in the north down to Spain in the South, and over to the Ukraine in the East.

Anyway, good luck to all.
PS: And if you thought the moonsong was good, try this: www.terrytate.reebok.com
 

jarhead

UAL CA; retired hinge
pilot
Originally posted by BigWorm
Colonel Shultz recently came down to talk with us API guys about the Osprey. I will quote him as to not draw too much flame to myself, but essentially, he told us that fly 18’s and you might as well trade in your uniform for a squid suit. After thinking about this, it makes me lean towards the Scarrier so that I can be part of the MEU! Don’t get me wrong, I would trade in both my nuts to fly 18’s, I just put this hear to add some fuel.
yea, i heard the same thing ... "fly Hornets and start wearing Navy blue" ... pure bullsh1t from people who don't really know and are trying to sway students decisions. get use to the propaganda. as for the Osprey, like the F-35, waste of money ...

my advice is to put yourself into a position at the end of Primary so you have a better chance of getting selected for what you want, instead of screwing around & scrapping by, then whining about it & blaming your IP's for your sh1tty grades, because you got selected for something you did not want ...

i recently saw some pretty cool Cobra video, about an hour or so of camera footage, from Operation Iraqi Freedom ... they were doing some damn good work over there ... nothing like watching a TOW impact a BMP and bodies flying from it or 20 mm mowing down Iraqis ... good stuff, i was pretty stoked watching it!

enjoy API fellas, you loose those Chucks after 4 weeks and get Flight suits, that was the best part of API in my opinion

semper fi
 

Dunedan

Picture Clean!
None
How about a quote from the late Robert S. Johnson, P-47 ace in the WWII European Theater and Medal of Honor recipient:

"It wouldn't matter if a man was assigned to fly a manhole cover; he'd still swear it was the best thing in the air!"

Ummm...yeah
 

Lt_SNA_USMC

Registered User
Bigworm, E5B allow me to caveat on the AF geak. Wow. I could not keep a straight face. I thought he was joking. I refered to him as "Captain America." His "adolescent I wanna be like Maverick!" attitude was down right funny. I hope I run into him again. I will mock him to his face. I swear. Someone needs to give the kid a command eval big time. "THIS IS YOUR BIBLE, LTS. . .know it, love it. ." I thought I was going to throw something at him. OK--I'm done. API is going to be cool. Later
 

perchul

Registered User
I was debating between whether to go after jets or helo's and the on;y reason why I wanted jets was for the chicks, knowing what I now know I no longer have a decision to make....still need to get selected in Nov though....dammit

Tolerance only benefits the weak
 

Frumby

Super *********
pilot
Super Moderator
Big Worm,
My expectations were simple during flight school. All I cared about was that the aircraft said "Marines" on the side. What type didn't concern me. Truth is, I set a goal for myself to achieve a certain NSS at the end of primary. However the selection played out was not my concern.(It made flight school a lot less stressful if I didn't worry about if a "draft" was on or not) I've known helo and jet guys who both love and hate their respective platforms. Each platform has a purpose and they all beat the hell out of walking. Less then 1% of the American population will ever have the opportunity to wear wings of an aviator but 100% will look upon with curiousity, admiration and envy regardless of what you fly.
Now the Osprey thing. First off, realize that I am not a fan of the aircraft so this is a slanted viewpoint. How many other representatives from different platforms have come to talk to you? Probably none. Fact is, the Col is a used car salesman pushing a product. From a FAC's perspective, the aircraft scares the hell out of me. The prop arc makes it very difficult to find a decent LZ for tactical planning. The transition from fixed wing to helo mode in preparation to enter an LZ takes an inordinate amount of time while continuously exposing the aircrafts underbelly to hostile fire. It makes a 53 look quick into an LZ. I do not believe the hype of the ease of "fast roping" or "helo CASTing" that was produced from testing. The prop wash is so great that I think we are fooling ourselves that joe average grunt will be able to accomodate any exit work from the rear of the aircraft. Like aircraft protects like aircraft so who gets the job of escort. Cobras? Doubtful. They are to slow. Harriers? They can't be expected to fly that slow. Then what should we use for tactical planning? I don't know. There is always growing pains when a new airframe comes on line. I wish to be proven wrong on all my concerns. The first money for R&D was appropriated to the MV-22 when I was 4 years old so they have had enough time and I do hope they get it right. For now, give me a Kawasaki made 46 any day!! Worthless rantings, Frumby

Attack Pilot
LtCol USMCR
 

BigWorm

Marine Aviator
pilot
Frumby, thanks for the advice. The more I think about it, going through API/Primary and competing against yourself to attain the highest possible NSS is the best attitude. I hate the whole #1 gets is first choice as it seems to promote the climbing on your peers back type of attitude; whatever, I will help anyone that needs it or just asks.

The whole trade off thing, 18’s, E6’s; live on a carrier, but then you get to fly off the ship and light your balls on fire. Select transports, and you don’t get to shoot anybody, but you get to hangout with the grunts and be part of the MEU. If I stay east coast, I deploy to Europe, while if I get west coast, then I deploy to the Asian hell-hole. My pre-TBS attitude has changed from I only want to fly 18’s, to loving all aircraft (that has “Marines” painted on the side of course). Even 46’s out of Okinawa sounds awesome. I will just wait and see how many times I toss slimy chunks against the window of the T-34 before I decide how to fill out the selection card. The only thing I really don’t want to select out of Primary is Ground Supply.

With the MV-22, this was the only brief that I’ve gotten. I read a lot of articles, and was ready to ask some questions about the vortex-ring-state, but the presentation answered all my questions before I could ask them with a lot of extra info above my head. Later on at the O-club, there were some definite differences in what the test pilot (Lt Col), and the program manager (Col) said. For example in the lecture, the program manager talked about how the plane went from full stall (rolling right, and pitching forward) to a complete recovery in about 2 seconds. The test pilot said that it really took about 15 seconds for the recovery. All I could interpret from this was that there was a lot of “sales hype” in this presentation. Even though I knew I was being sold, he still sold me – I wouldn’t mind flying something where just the paint cost $7,500 a gallon. Now the aircraft moves into the next testing phase where they find out about landing in harsh environments, and attempt to answer the questions like “what happens to the aircraft when all this down wash kicks up a lot of shiat?” Most of the arguments I can’t jump into yet because my only tac-planning experience was as TBS patrol leader, yippee.

Thanks for the input everyone!

PS: Reebok was better than the moonsong; all I have to compete is http://geocities.com/drunkandyb/board.swfsome of my original artwork from a while ago. It looks like it is in Afghanistan, but it is really a story about saving a cat named dog from a fat-angry-X-wife represented by an albatross. It was the joint effort of a Navy/Marine team that lead to the success of saving this cat. The side story was about some of the old roommates pursuing careers as SEALs and drunken debauchery in general.
 

phrogdriver

More humble than you would understand
pilot
Super Moderator
I saw Col Shultz's and his test pilot, LtCol Whatzisname's brief at Whiting last week. I'm a New River phrog guy who saw the VMMT-204 hangar queens and all the rest. The presentation was outstanding, no lie. I spoke with the Col, the LtCol, and the civilian reps afterward. Maybe it's just them being slick, but they had a damn good answer for every one of my smart-ass questions. From hovering agility to high DA ops, they nailed me. Except for when I asked about mainmount landings. I did get,"When was the last time a CH-46 did a mainmount landing in a real world environment?" I replied, "My wingman, last year in Afghanistan." They did give convincing arguments on why the 22 could do one anyway, though. My biggest concern is reliability, and that's one for the data to bear out. Hopefully the books aren't being cooked this time. I might even be convinced to fly one...

Phrogs phorever
 
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