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Pilot Pickup Lines?

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Elder

Elder

US Coast Guard C-130 Demonstration Team
Have any?

My father had a bumber sticker when he was in the Army..

"Helicopter pilots get it up quicker."

And then there's ...

"Hi, I'm a pilot. Can I see your cock pit?"

Although, that's not very funny.
 
Patmack18 said:
Excuse me miss... I seem to have misplaced the keys to my jet....
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Now if you said "I seem to have misplaced the keys to my jet and 1978 Jeep CJ-7"... that would be an even better line
 
ah no chicks ever believed me since im a Mexican, always thought i was some petty officer..except the fat ones...oh well
 
Fly Navy said:
Oddly enough, both Pat and I have TJ Wranglers...
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I just traded in my 1998 Grand Cherokee Limited... had the whole nine yards- 3 inch lift, skid plates, tow hooks... I miss my baby
 
SFgirlfriend said:
I just traded in my 1998 Grand Cherokee Limited... had the whole nine yards- 3 inch lift, skid plates, tow hooks... I miss my baby
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please please PLEASE! tell me you used it! For fishing, hunting, four wheeling...i hate wasted trucks
 
I 4 wheeled in Michigan, but not so much once i got down here... had a lot of problems with the sway bar linkage busting all the time...
 
SFgirlfriend said:
I 4 wheeled in Michigan, but not so much once i got down here... had a lot of problems with the sway bar linkage busting all the time...
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Yeah I gotta fix mine. Though I've been told it's good to disconnect them in certain instances.
 
I've never actually gotten picked up by a pilot, but a Marine did ask me once if I knew why Marines are great in the sack (the answer he was looking for, of course, being that they're first in and last out).
 
SFgirlfriend said:
I 4 wheeled in Michigan, but not so much once i got down here... had a lot of problems with the sway bar linkage busting all the time...
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well thats a little better..my wife used to threaten that she'd buy a huge truck and just get groceries with it...man it used to piss me off
 
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