This happened on the day that we won the Company Drill Competition so our staff was pretty pumped and platoon morale was high.
Two candidates had just been seen using the rolling stick on each other's backs by the platoon commander.
SI steps out of the duty hut, "What's this I hear about Candidates massaging each other?".
Us: These candidates were using the rolling stick to massage each other's backs, Staff Sergeant!
SI: You know that candidates aren't supposed to be touching each other right?
Candidate: Yes, Staff Sergeant!
SI: Do you know why?
Candidate: No, Staff Sergeant!
SI: Because it feels good, then you're gonna want more, do you understand me?
Candidate: Yes, Staff Sergeant!
SI: One thing leads to another and the next thing you kn-
At this point our Platoon Commander leans out of the duty hut and shouts, "You'll be sucking dick for crack!"
That was the only time I saw an instructor lose their bearing. That was also my favorite day at OCS.
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During one of our Liberty periods Code Pink had scheduled a protest about imprisoning the guy that leaked all of the classified documents, who was being held in Quantico, and we were being briefed about it by our Company 1st Sergeant.
1st Sergeant: Q-town is off limits to India Company this weekend, do you understand me?
Us: Yes First Sergeant!
1st Sergeant: That's because these hippies, they're crafty. They schedule a protest for Saturday, but they'll show up on both Friday and Saturday, do you understand me?
Us: Yes, First Sergeant!
1st Sergeant: Under no circumstances will you engage the hippies! You will not speak to them or interact with them! Now, I'm not saying you can't defend yourself, if you are attacked I expect you to defend yourself in a reasonable manner, do you understand me?
Us: Yes, First Sergeant!
1st Sergeant: You will not stomp a hole in a hippies chest cavity, do you understand me?
Us: Yes, First Sergeant!
1st Sergeant: Good, now if you are attacked and you happen to take out eight or ten hippies I might visit you in prison and shake your hand! Maybe even bake you a little cake with a file in it, do you understand me!
Us: Yes, First Sergeant!
1st Sergeant: Good, so it is understood that Q-town is off limits!
Us: Yes, First Sergeant!
Ok, that's all I can think of and I need to try this thing called homework.