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While at OCS Juniors 2nd Increment, we had a VERY short Sgt. Instructor. Being the head Scribe I was able to go in and out of the Duty Hut as need be by just smacking the hatch and saying "Scribe On Deck." Well as I entered to update the latest scores on the big white board in the Duty Hut, I overheard the Plt. Sgt. and the other Sgt. Instructor razzing our other Sgt. Instructor about being short. So he proceeds to call me to attention and ask me if I think he is a "Mini me, an oompa loompa, a half pint, and various other small names." Being the smart candidate at the time I replied a promp "NO Sgt. Instructor." He then proceeds to jump on his desk and scream "OH so I guess I am just friggin huge then huh, just a regular bigfoot behemoth f***er, i'm like Shaq huh." Again, replying with a prompt "NO Sgt. Instructor." So he gets a footlocker that was in the Duty Hut, Moves it in Front of me, stands on top so he can be close to eye level and was said, "Oh then what am I then? HUH HUH HUH?" Immediately a very smartass comeback popped to mind and i not so secretly tried to conceal my laughter. Then after him asking me "OH what was it, whats so funny, what are you laughing for, tell me" I replied with what I had thought of. "This candidate does not believe the Sgt. Instructor is too big or too small, this candidate believes the Sgt. Instructor is Fun Size." After seeing the Sgt. Instructors face go from normal skin tone to purple, I was immediately sent out of the office, standing right by the hatch knowing I would soon enter agin VERY shortly, I was called into the Duty Hut to find my Plt. Sgt near tears as well as the other Sgt. Instructor from laughing so hard. The Sgt. Instructor made me explain my reasoning, and I used a butterfinger as my analogy. "The Sgt. Instructor isnt the big butterfinger, or the tiny butterfinger. The Sgt. Instructor is the one in the middle, the fun size butterfiner." After getting yelled at and assigned a few essays for my little stunt, i still think the Sgt. Instructor is still a lil upset.