A/3 Staff Sgt. Gibson:
(during inspection)
staff sgt: candidate, where is the cat?
candidate: what cat staff sgt.?
staff sgt: The cat that **** in your wall locker.
(during evening hygiene)
candidate: there are 59 candidates on deck ready and formed for the conduct of shower time.
(we all lost it, guess you had to be there, but it was hilarious)
co gunny sgt: ears, you carzy, ears, you crazy ears, ears you crazy, ears, you crazy ears, eyeballs, eyeballs, you crazy, eyeballs, eyeballs
staff sgt: you're a strange bird, candidate