I was once carrying a VIP from Roberts International Airport in Liberia back to the ship. I was in my 5th hour of flying, and with a VIP onboard, it's not like I can go piss off the ramp like I would normally do. That called for the dreaded relief tube. Well, true to Phrog form someone had shoved a foamie in the drain, and I didn't have any water to perform step #1 (flow check). So with this VIP on board, I'm sitting there pinching it off (damn did it hurt), holding a FULL relief tube in my hand, looking at it wondering what the hell to do. I finally ask my crew chief what side the VIP was on, and when the response came back "Right Side Sir", I told him to stay away from the AO's window. Thank god there was enough hose to reach the copilot's window to dump it out. Three more sequences and I finally was relieved...