Funny bumper stickers

[Wanabe Jarhead]

Pcola- hey at least its naturally aspirated. Hell, a REAL Hemi with a blower on it would really make your wallet hurt.

 

[Coota0]

Saw one today, it said "Yes, this is my truck. No, I'm not helping you move."

 

[eddie]

"Mary had a little lamb... but I ate it."

Saw that in Port Huemene this weekend; guess it was some crazy SeaBee...

 

[Fmr1833]

Here's one for ya from Jersey... Kicked Out of the Cub Scouts for Eating Too Many Brownies.

 

[KSUFLY]

My favorite

 

[FLYMARINES]

Saw a funny one today: ORGASM DONOR.

 

[puck_11]

Saw this one on a girl's truck parked at the gym

"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair" :icon_lol:

 

[AllAmerican75]

Saw this one on a girl's truck parked at the gym

"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair" :icon_lol:

That's my kind of woman!

 

[tomcatsrule]

They made this right after that student flew his 150 over D.C.

Sorry for the watermark - only image I could find.

 

[mserver]

Save a cow.
Eat a vegetarian.

 

[junfan26]

Growing up, my father had a bumper sticker that said "My kid beat up your honor student." My kind of guy. And he's a school teacher.

George Carlin is the king of all things Jersey-related and bumper stickers.

His slogan for Jersey: "Kiss her where is smells, take her to New Jersey"

Bumper stickers:
"Honk if your horn is broken"
"I found Him, I have Jesus in the trunk"
"Armed pit bull with AIDS on board"
"We have a daughter in public school who hasn't been knocked up yet"
And my favorite:
"My kid has resisted the efforts of his overseers to break his spirit and bend his will to that of his corporate masters. He sells drugs to your honor student"

 

[Pcola04/30]

Pcola- hey at least its naturally aspirated. Hell, a REAL Hemi with a blower on it would really make your wallet hurt.

Anymore, anything other than a Geo Metro makes my wallet hurt:icon_smil

 

[Wanabe Jarhead]

Bring on the E85!

 

[MarineAir]

Female friend of mine's car "Good girls ride Cowboys"

 

[Frumby]

How about these:
Marine Math: 5 + .56 = 0 terrorists!

Uncle Sam's Martyr Creators!

Do you want to me 21 Virgins call 1-800-1KABAR

Kill them all and let Allah sort them out!