Funny bumper stickers

[michaels601]

"I still miss my ex-wife... but my aim is improving."

 

[mkoch]

Saw one on the Jersey Turnpike:

"Horn broken, watch for finger"

 

[TheBubba]

Saw one on the Jersey Turnpike:

"Horn broken, watch for finger"

Ha!!!... And that type of thing is what I miss about NJ...

 

[DanMa1156]

Ha!!!... And that type of thing is what I miss about NJ...

Partial Threadjack: some recent slogans New Jersians had pitched to the state in a "contest" of sorts to attract tourists, in the I Love NY or VA is for Lovers fashion:

"Doesn't Smell As Bad as It Used To"

Joe Pesci's was something like "New Jersey, Gotta problem wit' it?"

There were alot more, I can't remember, there was a website somewhere... [/threadjack]

 

[Fly Navy]

Partial Threadjack: some recent slogans New Jersians had pitched to the state in a "contest" of sorts to attract tourists, in the I Love NY or VA is for Lovers fashion:

"Doesn't Smell As Bad as It Used To"

Joe Pesci's was something like "New Jersey, Gotta problem wit' it?"

There were alot more, I can't remember, there was a website somewhere... [/threadjack]

How about "New Jersey: Just like New York... full of a$$holes"

Sorry, as a New Englanda it is my birthright to mess with anyone from the Tri-States.

 

[Godspeed]

I have a few favorites..

"Don't tailgate what you can't afford to fix"
"Vegetarians just taste better"
"How about a nice cup of shut the **** up"
"I brake for tailgaters"
"Keep honking, i'm reloading"

 

[DanMa1156]

One of the worst I saw: "Friends don't let friends eat meat." Unless

Then, yes, he'd be correct

 

[GMan1976]

how about these? (pics attached..i hope)

 

[Fly Navy]

Bro: Keep honking...I'm reloading.. (ok, apparently according to godspeed, my brother is a fvcking liar!)

Yup, he is. That one has been around for a long time.

 

[Harrier Dude]

BOYCOTT JANE FONDA
AMERICAN TRAITOR B!TCH!

-from my old pick up truck. I've looked everywhere for a replacement sticker. Anybody know where I could find one?

 

[bobmiller]

Off the threadjack, here's one I saw the other day that almost caused me to slash some tires...

http://www.now.org/store/images/items/bs-gd2.jpg

My Geometry teacher had that sticker in his classroom.

 

[MasterBates]

On my 86 GMC Diesel:

"You think Bush is dumb? Can YOU fly a jet?"
"An armed man is a citizen, and unarmed man is a subject"

 

[GMan1976]

On my 86 GMC Diesel:

"You think Bush is dumb? Can YOU fly a jet?"
"

Can't fly a jet....yet.... but I sure as sh1t know how to pronounce the word nuclear! :icon_tong

 

[BurghGuy]

Another one my buddy had on his POS in highschool: "Driver not wearing any pants." He said people would always try to look as they passed him.

 

[Pcola04/30]

Who would want to drive a porsche...?

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Makes my wallet hurt just looking at it.