Elective Surgery ie Vasectomy!

[Schnugg]

Gets a little weird when you're on the boat and they want to look under a microscope a sample a couple of weeks later for swimmers...

Soooo....took a shower, got shaved at 1800, put on some cologne, swung through the RR magazine rack...yeah baby, date night....me and rosie...


and still on track.....

r/
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[makana]

Soooo....took a shower, got shaved at 1800, put on some cologne, swung through the RR magazine rack...yeah baby, date night....me and rosie...

Sounds like a romantic evening! Glad to hear you got that all "worked out."

 

[zuggerat]

This is single handedly the best conversation on Air Warriors, ever.

Can we rename the thread Shootin' Blanks...?

 

[Schnugg]

No more "Drain Babies"....

Most Relevant Thread Ever...for old guys

 

[mkoch]

What I find hilarious (and disturbing) is that in threads where someone so much as mentions shin-splints, everyone is quick to say "ask your doctor, we're not medical professionals" yet when it comes to taking a knife to an arguably much more important body part no one hesitates to suggest that they get it done on a moving boat by an old marine who "wanted to see how it was done" as the entire crew listens to progress reports over the 1MC.

This sounds like a Mel Brooks movie.

 

[twidget]

Due to my work schedule and the days the surgery was available, I had mine done on my 10th Wedding Anniversary! :icon_rage

Happy Anniversary.....here's your King-Sized Kick-in-the-Nuts!

It's all good though, I don't have to worry about making babies anymore, knock-on-wood (horrible choice of words, but for this thread...)

 

[A4sForever]

I have a video of me doing aerobatics during my elective vasectomy .... (better turn off the sound)

www.makemescreamjusttothinkaboutit.com

 

[zuggerat]

lets make it interesting

 

[ea6bflyr]

I have a video of me doing aerobatics during my elective vasectomy .... (better turn off the sound)

www.makemescreamjusttothinkaboutit.com

You're so funny....thanks for making me chortle.

ea6bflyr

 

[gaijin6423]

...chortle.

For some reason, that reminded me of the sound my dog made after he got his berries separated from his twig (and the rest of him). Poor bastard...

 

[ea6bflyr]

For some reason, that reminded me of the sound my dog made after he got his berries separated from his twig (and the rest of him). Poor bastard...

I'm not your dog... :icon_rage :icon_tong
but I do feel for him....

Chortle |ˈ ch ôrtl|
verb [ intrans. ]
laugh in a breathy, gleeful way; chuckle : he chortled at his own pun.

noun
a breathy, gleeful laugh : Thomas gave a chortle.

ORIGIN 1871: coined by Lewis Carroll in Through the Looking Glass; probably a blend of chuckle and snort .

 

[gaijin6423]

hahaha Not my job to assign the label of 'dog' to anyone. I'll leave that to the ghetto thug types with the bling in their toofs.

 

[ea6bflyr]

hahaha Not my job to assign the label of 'dog' to anyone. I'll leave that to the ghetto thug types with the bling in their toofs.

Just kidding....I was just hoping that you weren't comparing me to your dog...but is does make for a wincing picture in my mind.
ea6bflyr

 

[AllAmerican75]

I'm sorry if I sound rude, but why in the world would you let someone come near your package with a knife? Believe me, if anyone attempted to cut/slice/impale/remove any of my pieces down there, there would be some serious hell to pay. How does one manage to find the courage for this?

 

[A4sForever]

..... How does one manage to find the courage for this?

It's simple ..... be married to my ex-wife.