There's a great thread about 'dumb things people say' going on over at Tuckermax.com, so I thought we could get some laughs regarding the same thing in a military environment. A few from personal experience:
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VTs, T-34 brief for a night fam. Two students (me being one), and the IP.
IP- OK, so what color lens do you use in your flashlight for the preflight.
Other Stud- Uhhhh
IP- Well?
Other Stud- Red?
IP- (Giving the 'you're wrong' look) And why is that?
Other Stud- Well, that way, the enemy can't see you with NVGs.
(I proceeded to let my head fall to the table)
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K-Bay O Club, Happy Hour
VMF Dude- So, how do you guys get that stinger deal to work?
Me- The MAD boom?
VMF Dude- Yeah, like, how the hell do you fly with that thing in the water and still attached?
Me- In the water?
VMF Dude- Yeah, that's some serious AOA...
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O-4 NFO to Navy SEAL- I don't know...are you 1st Class swim quall'ed?
I'll think of some more. I know you guys have some. Let's hear em.
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VTs, T-34 brief for a night fam. Two students (me being one), and the IP.
IP- OK, so what color lens do you use in your flashlight for the preflight.
Other Stud- Uhhhh
IP- Well?
Other Stud- Red?
IP- (Giving the 'you're wrong' look) And why is that?
Other Stud- Well, that way, the enemy can't see you with NVGs.
(I proceeded to let my head fall to the table)
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K-Bay O Club, Happy Hour
VMF Dude- So, how do you guys get that stinger deal to work?
Me- The MAD boom?
VMF Dude- Yeah, like, how the hell do you fly with that thing in the water and still attached?
Me- In the water?
VMF Dude- Yeah, that's some serious AOA...
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O-4 NFO to Navy SEAL- I don't know...are you 1st Class swim quall'ed?
I'll think of some more. I know you guys have some. Let's hear em.