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[Schnugg]

Yep, hyphothetical questions. I graduated with a 3.1 undergrad and a 2.97 grad. Never took an illegal drug in my life. Hadn't had an alcoholic drink in over a year. Never even been tipsy and certainly never been drunk. No convictions but I was expelled from high school activities for fighting. I do have fair credit but 100g debt (because of school).

You'd be fun to watch in a liberty port like Pataya Beach when the real you breaks free...:icon_smil

 

[MasterBates]

Oh yes, that will be entertainment.. We had an AW who never drank. Til he turned 21 while we were on a port visit to Ft. Lauderdale.

During Spring Break. :icon_drin

 

[QuagmireMcGuire]

Many have tried but all have failed. I'll have one drink and then spend the rest of the night trying to dilute it with water. I also dislike the taste of most beer, wines, etc.

 

[MasterBates]

I don't think you are cut out for Naval Aviation then.

Go apply to the USAF.

 

[bunk22]

Many have tried but all have failed. I'll have one drink and then spend the rest of the night trying to dilute it with water. I also dislike the taste of most beer, wines, etc.

...and you want to be a Naval Aviator

 

[HAL Pilot]

Oh, so you're the guy that likes to place his head on my mom's bosoms and listen to her sing Xmas songs. Just cute.

^wiping away tear^

...and you want to be a Naval Aviator

And he also cries while guys are blowing raspberries on his Mom's hooters....

 

[cyristvirus]

Yep, hyphothetical questions. I graduated with a 3.1 undergrad and a 2.97 grad. Never took an illegal drug in my life. Hadn't had an alcoholic drink in over a year. Never even been tipsy and certainly never been drunk. No convictions but I was expelled from high school activities for fighting. I do have fair credit but 100g debt (because of school).

Never been drunk hu? Why again are you joining the Navy?

 

[phrogpilot73]

Many have tried but all have failed. I'll have one drink and then spend the rest of the night trying to dilute it with water. I also dislike the taste of most beer, wines, etc.

I don't think you are cut out for Naval Aviation then.

Go apply to the USAF.

Concur. I see an ascot in your future...

"Many have tried but all have failed." I'm assuming the "many" don't include a 200 ft runway at it's pitch and roll limits at night... And you wonder why we drink...

 

[MasterBates]

Where was this 200' runway?

Somebody should really tell the SWOs their flight deck should be bigger.

 

[QuagmireMcGuire]

So, you're saying that there is absolutely no way a guy can do all that without getting drunk once and a while?

 

[MasterBates]

This job has made devout Mormons drink.

And a drunk Mormon roommate is entertainment of the highest caliber.

 

[QuagmireMcGuire]

I used to live with Mormons. They were even more "pure" than me.

 

[A4sForever]

This job has made devout Mormons drink.....

I used to live with a Mormon, too.

MY job was to get my Mormon roommate to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh. My first airline roomy was a Mormon, drove a 911, and was a former USN fighter-jock. A good guy in every respect ... but he didn't drink. I like to think I helped fix that minor character flaw ...

Escorting LT Viktor Ivanovich Belenko after his defection and rooming with me drove him to drink .... or so he said.

Ahhhh .... another A-4 success story.

 

[QuagmireMcGuire]

Actually, in hindsight, my time living with Mormons was probably the closest I came to be driven to drink. Their bi-weekly prayer meetings were occasionally held at our place. I used to hide in my room until they left. Once, I forgot and left my cookies out in the kitchen. They ate the whole batch. I was so pissed.

 

[MasterBates]

They used to have the same meeting in my stateroom.. Sometimes they forgot about the sleeping pilot in the bottom rack.

Iron Maiden starting to play mid prayer and the closest person getting their ankle grabbed as the "devil music" started to play was always a hoot.

Next cruise I got put in the Pilot Playpen (6 man, all pilots plus an AW LDO)