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HSM Pilot
But also not as good as IV.
Don't worry, I am not a nerd either. We can be like a little support group.
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But also not as good as IV.
Don't worry, I am not a nerd either. We can be like a little support group.
Wasn't it "Die Hard With a Vengance", and not "Die Hard 3"?
I can't speak for the flyer side of the house, but I had a great time working with the Air Force. That is, to say, in spite of the gay factor. Turkey, Nellis, Eilson were all good times. I'm not going to miss PSAB though.
And all their "Combat (insert actual job or purpose) Dogs" units with their ridiculous signage all over the base. Need a trench dug? Call the " 327th Combat Dirt Diggin' Dogs." How about a new LAN drop? I'm going to have to refer you to the "192nd Combat Cable Layin' Dogs." Of course you're going to need some gas in the AAR track because NKAWTG! Make sure the "Fightin' 344th Combat Gas Givin' Dogs" will be on station while you're airborne. Jesus H. Christ!
Brett
LMAO Brett!!!
As a fellow single guy you probably know about the creature comforts that aren't posted in the base newspaper...:icon_wink
KHAAAAN!!!!!!!
Also, not a nerd...
Three's company, we are officially incorporated as a touchy-feely-network.
True, but it's still the third in the trilogy, so I just said Die Hard 3 for brevity.
Don't forgot about the 233rd Combat Piss Sucker Dogs with the blue juice truck.....
Howard Airbase, Panama - 1995. My AWAN SS2 dumps the pisser down a toilet in the head. Air Farce Master Sargent gets upset because that "is not the environmental correct way to dispose of human waste generated in aircraft." Next time I land, I call Air Farce Base Ops and ask for "the 24th Piss Sucking Squadron to send a piss sucker truck out to suck our piss" They didn't see the humor. Luckily I was the det OIC and my CO had a sense of humor (and a hatred of the Air Farce).
They have some fight in their name, but when they get the tasking they go call the Combat Money-Guzzling SubContractor Dogs!
Having worked with the airforce before, I can safely say that some aspects of their operations are just great (WX office Misawa, those guys rock). However, dealing with thier base ops sometimes can be a pain in the rear - very anal guys. On the other hand, you need a car and a ride to your plane, go to an AF base and they HOOK you up!
Harrier Dude
Living the dream
The key to working with the air force (aside from tolerating the aforementioned gayness) is to figure out their rules, which are plenty. If you can figure it out and do what they do, life can be easy. They have great creature comforts (including those not listed for you single guys).
On that note, it seems that there is a designated minimum hotness level for the young female airmen the assign to work in base ops. World-wide, USAF base ops will be staffed with attractive and flirtatious female airmen. Go figure. (note: just because they don't have a frat policy in the air force doesn't mean that ours no longer applies.)
