It is kind of ironic that the Navy isn’t the service first in line to be informally enforcing a “no asshole rule” already, considering we institutionally spend so much time cooped up in a damn psychological pressure cooker where you physically can’t get away from people who piss you off.
Instead we have stupid jokes like “happiness is a constant.”
Boat thermo........happiness can only be gathered by taking it forcefully from someone else. That's just naval physics and law. Settled science.