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Best aircraft for 10 years of debauchery

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flyingLemonade

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Greetings,

As a blooming degenerate omw to OCS, Ild be lying if I said Im not considering the ease of picking up girls in my aircraft selection. Yes, jets have Top Gun and fast planes. Yes, maritime patrol has per diem and the potential of enjoying loose women all around the globe. Yes, rotary can fly backwards. What are the benefits and downside of each community when it comes down to depravity and debauchery?

Things to consider:
  1. The sex appeal of each platform. Do girls think jets are sexier than duct-tape-held P3s? Or anyone with wings looks equally fly?
  2. Each platform's homebase. Ive heard Pensacola and San Diego are breeding grounds for debauchery and good times. Whereas, say, Japan... not so much.
  3. Deployment style. Who gets the most fun ports? Who gets to visit the most ports per deployment? Is there a squadron record for most whosehouse visits in one deployment?
  4. NFO vs NA. Who pulls the most?

And yes, this is a serious discussion central to naval aviation because what naval aviator doesnt want to get laid?
 
HAL Pilot

HAL Pilot

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12-13 years ago, people on this site would have all over this like flies on shit. 5 or 6 pages the first day alone.

Now the political correct woke cancel culture infecting society means the OP will probably be ridiculed and the answers lame.
 
joe dirt

joe dirt

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HAL Pilot said:
12-13 years ago, people on this site would have all over this like flies on shit. 5 or 6 pages the first day alone.

Now the political correct woke cancel culture infecting society means the OP will probably be ridiculed and the answers lame.
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I don’t agree with your statement at all. There are ways to ask about platforms and the lifestyles associated with them. But a dude who rolls through asking which platform is most likely to get him laid is a moron. I don’t give a crap if his 10 years of debauchery is spent banging Caitlyn Jenner wannabes...I do however care if he is dedicated to his chosen profession. If you’re just in it for the leather jacket and pussy (or dick) move along. We don’t need more pilots making more ridiculous TikToks that embarrass the rest of us.
 
HAL Pilot

HAL Pilot

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joe dirt said:
I don’t agree with your statement at all. There are ways to ask about platforms and the lifestyles associated with them. But a dude who rolls through asking which platform is most likely to get him laid is a moron. I don’t give a crap if his 10 years of debauchery is spent banging Caitlyn Jenner wannabes...I do however care if he is dedicated to his chosen profession. If you’re just in it for the leather jacket and pussy (or dick) move along. We don’t need more pilots making more ridiculous TikToks that embarrass the rest of us.
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You just proved my statement.
 
mad dog

mad dog

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Jim123 said:
Orange and whites all the way.
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I can see that...back in the mid 1980s, my first IP in VT-2 seemed to really score with the good-looking Susie Rotten Crotches...but he also sort of looked like Magnum PI...so maybe it was a combination of the two.

Also worth mentioning, @ChuckMK23 has two drones now...and he seems to score quite a little bit.
 
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