Roll 'Em Remedial Training!

[Riper Snifle]

"I hadn't seen a body like that since I solved the case of the missing girl with the big tits"

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid.

 

[Riper Snifle]

Fandango, right?

I think I saw that clip at a CRM brief once. Classic.

From the same flick: "You are the most irresponsible person I have ever met!"
"Well, somebody had to be."

Here's a great one:
"He would have an enormous schwanztucker!"
(pause) "That goes without saying."
"He's going to be very popular."

Young Frankenstein!

 

[feddoc]

"Need a lift?" "Sure, baby" "Then shove a jack up your ass"

 

[D_Rob]

"Need a lift?"

"Shove a jack up your ass"

Every porn movie ever?

 

[feddoc]

"I'll make your face have its first period."



"So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!"

 

[scoolbubba]

Alright Hamilton!!!

 

[ea6bflyr]

Alright Hamilton!!!

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

-ea6blfyr

 

[jus2mch]

"Gimme a litre o' cola."

 

[FlyinSpy]

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

-ea6blfyr

Ok, here's a varsity level Fast Times at Ridgemont High Quote Challenge:

Nicholas Cage is in the movie and has one line - what is it?

 

[raptor10]

Here's an easy one:

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

 

[Max_Power]

"Gimme a litre o' cola."

Super Troopers.

I still ask for a liter o' cola when going through drive throughs. good movie!

 

[CWJones411]

"Gimme a litre o' cola."

"Litre is French for give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!"

 

[jus2mch]

"But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

 

[picklesuit]

Here's an easy one:

God I love Conan (the Barbarian, not the freaky redheaded comedian)

 

[picklesuit]

"I’ve never hurt anyone for any reason other than to keep them from putting a dog’s head on a stick."

Best movie ever, my Dad played it for me at the age of 10 and asked if I had any questions about how to play sports.