Pay the man his money.
There was already another quote from this movie, but it's good enough for more I think:
A little long, but probably one of the best movies ever:
"Your probably wondering why I attacked you right?"
"Yes, sir"
"What's your name Corporal?"
"Atchley, sir"
"Atchley do you realize that several Marines were killed by the Japanese at Pearl Harbor while taking craps?"
"No, sir"
"A fighting man must be vigilant to surprise attack no matter where he is. The survival of our nation depends on the readiness of Marines all over the world. Also more importantly, you only wiped yourself twice - grossly insufficient. Right now, germs with names you can't even pronounce are preparing to launch a devastating attack that will render you helpless in the defense of your country...Do you read me?
"Yes sir!"
"Good...now I'm Jones, Colonel John J. Jones I'm only here for the day. I fly around the country testing the readiness of troops for combat. This is a strictly confidential test, classified top secret, tell no one Atchley...and if you ever attack a senior officer again I'll have you court-martial'd"
"But you attacked me, sir"
"DISMISSED! Good luck in your career. Be proud Atchley, be proud of yourself and of the Corps...now get out!"
and an even bigger bonus question:
"aren't you a lucky, lucky little boy! You found the marble in the oatmeal!! You get to drink from the firehose!!"
"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."
"You shut your mouth when you're talkin to me."
Wedding Crashers
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.