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[Xtndr50boom]

Yes, the Air Force has hot women - that's because no one in the Air Force can get laid by telling a civilian they are in the Air Force.

Lies! All lies! You could probably bathe in cat piss and scoop them right up by going to a Navy town and saying I'm "NOT in the Navy". Doesn't get any easier than that.... Without paying

...and you need constant visual reinforcement to keep from going gay under the pressure of those fabulous blue uniforms.

Riiiiiiight. Cause the AF has a monopoly on crappy uniforms....

In all seriousness, gentlemen. I had the pleasure of seeing a Navy reservist chick at the G spot on Guam get pulled on-stage by the stripper... let's just say all us AF folks were silently humming anchors aweigh when she bared all. Quite the sight!

EDIT: Man, what a follow-up to Amall's serious post.

 

[Amall]

my post wasn't meant to be completely serious. i'm just glad there is someone standing up for the AF on this thing. I get torn up at work all the time but, then again, last week I made a "hardcore" LT throw-up after a circuit and some fatass third class cry on the stepmill when I told her she would die if the ship ever caught on fire because she wouldn't be able to climb out fast enough.

 

[Xtndr50boom]

my post wasn't meant to be completely serious. i'm just glad there is someone standing up for the AF on this thing. I get torn up at work all the time but, then again, last week I made a "hardcore" LT throw-up after a circuit and some fatass third class cry on the stepmill when I told her she would die if the ship ever caught on fire because she wouldn't be able to climb out fast enough.

I wouldn't say that I'm standing up for the AF, so much as just making fun of the Navy. Two totally different things that just happened to converge on this thread, but thanks!

Re: the F3, I like your moxy! You sure you want to join the AF? Toughness like that would likely lead to a call from MEO, the P.C. police.

 

[Scoob]

Lies! All lies! You could probably bathe in cat piss and scoop them right up by going to a Navy town and saying I'm "NOT in the Navy". Doesn't get any easier than that.... Without paying



Riiiiiiight. Cause the AF has a monopoly on crappy uniforms....

Better to be unmistakeably a sailor, than possibly a Greyhound bus driver.


...and chicks dig the whites, no matter what form they come in. Especially if they fit.

 

[cisforsmasher]

made some fatass third class cry on the stepmill when I told her she would die if the ship ever caught on fire because she wouldn't be able to climb out fast enough.

Spectacular. That takes some cajones to say to anyone. Are you switching over to be a motivational speaker? Isn't that rating in the Air Force?

 

[brownshoe]

Wow....is pic #3 for real, Xtndr??

If it is... Well, I want to know what he eats!

Steve

 

[DanMa1156]

If it is... Well, I want to know what he eats!

Steve

A Mod must've changed the picture...

 

[a_m]

If it is... Well, I want to know what he eats!

Steve

He just sits next to her and, well, you can see who wins that battle

 

[brownshoe]

A Mod must've changed the picture...

I just see a skinny guy (cheerleader) holding up a fat girl. That not right?


Steve

 

[brownshoe]

A Mod must've changed the picture...

Last edited by Schnugg : 04-28-2008 at 06:24 PM. (Damned officers.)

Steve

 

[DanMa1156]

I just see a skinny guy (cheerleader) holding up a fat girl. That not right?


Steve

Yeah, but I looked at this thread earlier in the day and I saw that it was the infamous Air Force girl in her cami trou, boots, and a blue bikini top covering a rather... ahem... well endowed... chest, sitting on top of a bomb. But yes, I see what you see now; I think a Mod has since changed it as a joke...

 

[DanMa1156]

Last edited by Schnugg : 04-28-2008 at 06:24 PM.

Steve

Should've figured...

 

[Swanee]

I just see a skinny guy (cheerleader) holding up a fat girl. That not right?


Steve

Hmm, a Navy guy changing a pic of a (highly qualified) hot chick with one of a fat chick... weird...


Which reminds me, ever notice how it seems that Navy guys always marry fat chicks? :icon_wink

 

[brownshoe]

Hmm, a Navy guy changing a pic of a (highly qualified) hot chick with one of a fat chick... weird...


Which reminds me, ever notice how it seems that Navy guys always marry fat chicks? :icon_wink

Not me... I married a slender girl. (She did have a big mouth though!) As for others... well I don't know

Steve

 

[brownshoe]

Should've figured...

Get used to it! This IS the navy. (Never turn a corner without looking.) And by the way... Good luck to you!

Steve