Oh, the things I have to look foward to...
Wouldn't that be a an interesting TFOA report...
Contrary to popular opinion, those blue ice bombs only happen if there is a leak. No way to do that on purpose.I bet A4s has had some blue ice bomb releases during his airline career.
Climb over console, empty helmetbag, and to the horror of the AW1 in the back, shed vest, drop trou...
Wait. Weren't you in a standard flight suit? It is not just a matter of dropping trou, you have to essentially strip to the waist and then some. Your sensor operator was experiencing horror at the possibility of seeing more of you than he needed to, not to mention the smell. Dare I ask what you used to wipe?
There is no option for #2, unless you join the Strato-Shitters Club. As I mentioned, it damages the suit. Additionally, if you do not elect to RTB, you could end up with some skin problems from sitting and stewing in your own feces. This is especially true, and has happened, following a pilot's previous night's dinner in Korea where said pilot ate spicy bugogi. The resulting blow out and sitting in it resulted in some real bad skin irritation. Basically, it burned him.And, right on back to the "Jets make you poo" thread - what if you have to take a piss or shit?
There is no option for #2, unless you join the Strato-Shitters Club. As I mentioned, it damages the suit. Additionally, if you do not elect to RTB, you could end up with some skin problems from sitting and stewing in your own feces. This is especially true, and has happened, following a pilot's previous night's dinner in Korea where said pilot ate spicy bugogi. The resulting blow out and sitting in it resulted in some real bad skin irritation. Basically, it burned him.
When we where the suit, we wear cotton under wear like long johns and a long sleeve shirt. You also put on a Urine Collection Device (UCD), bascially a very large, heavy gauge rubber condom. The is a small hole in the top of the UCD: this is important, and I'll explain in a minute. When you get in the suit, it connects to a tube in the suit. That tube is connected to an external tube via a valve on the inside of the left thigh. When you want to piss, you blow the suit up: we have an aneroid controller that allows us to control the amount of pressure in the suit. When the suit "blows up", it's like a balloon. When you open the valve, you've now force a leak to occur, just like putting a small hole in your car tire. In our case, the high pressure air inside the suit flows through that hole in the top of the UCD, and right out the tube into the piss bucket in the belly of the jet. As you urinate, the liquid is moved by the flow of rushing air toward the leak, i.e. toward the piss bucket. Works like a champ.
There is no option for #2, ...
There is no option for #2, unless you join the Strato-Shitters Club. As I mentioned, it damages the suit. Additionally, if you do not elect to RTB, you could end up with some skin problems from sitting and stewing in your own feces. This is especially true, and has happened, following a pilot's previous night's dinner in Korea where said pilot ate spicy bugogi. The resulting blow out and sitting in it resulted in some real bad skin irritation. Basically, it burned him.
When we where the suit, we wear cotton under wear like long johns and a long sleeve shirt. You also put on a Urine Collection Device (UCD), bascially a very large, heavy gauge rubber condom. The is a small hole in the top of the UCD: this is important, and I'll explain in a minute. When you get in the suit, it connects to a tube in the suit. That tube is connected to an external tube via a valve on the inside of the left thigh. When you want to piss, you blow the suit up: we have an aneroid controller that allows us to control the amount of pressure in the suit. When the suit "blows up", it's like a balloon. When you open the valve, you've now force a leak to occur, just like putting a small hole in your car tire. In our case, the high pressure air inside the suit flows through that hole in the top of the UCD, and right out the tube into the piss bucket in the belly of the jet. As you urinate, the liquid is moved by the flow of rushing air toward the leak, i.e. toward the piss bucket. Works like a champ.