I think you should have to pass a visual "fatty" inspection before being allowed to purchase anything made by, or made to imitate anything made by Little Debbie. In fact, you should be required to pass fatty inspection before even being allowed on that aisle. That, or put the snack foods at the top of a flight of stairs with no elevator.
Anybody ever been to a Max & Ermas (big burger joint in the Great Lakes region).
Well I used to work at one in highschool as a grill cook. Now we have our signature burger, the Garbage Burger. Whats on it? Why its a 10 oz meat patty (most burgers are 8 tops) with 2 oz of quacamole, 2 oz marinara, 2 oz beer onions, 2 oz mushrooms, 4 different kinds of cheese (swiss, chedder, pepperjack, and american), and to top it off 2 strips of bacon on top.
Weekly we would have this gigantic couple come in every wednesday. They had to sit at a 6 top table in the back because there was no way to wedge them into a booth and putting them at a smaller table would make it impossible to use either of the tables behind them. Every week they would get these suckers. And not only that but they would pay the extra 50 cents to get cheese and bacon melted on top of the side of fries. This was after they would order a big pile of onion rings to chow down on because they couldnt stop eating for 15 minutes and enjoy eachothers company while waiting on their burgers. I served that to these people every week. I really honestly felt like I may have had some kind of ethical duty at the time to not serve that food to those people. But now I realize its their right to be that huge. Its also their right to become a drain on our healthcare system with their fat ass induced type 2 diabetes. And their right to pay extra if they ever want to get on a damn plane, provided they can shimmy their massive rolls down the center isle without having to have seats removed to do so. :icon_rage
