Verified historical fact…you simply cannot "out Jesuit" the Marines. If every other service deploys their units/troops for 12 months, you can count on the Marines to be there for 13+. If grooming regs allow decent hair length and mustaches, you can bet on the Marines to "hooah" it all to high and tight and no facial hair. But…I'm always glad they're on our side...I have come to understand that Marines hate themselves and push more extra requirements on themselves as a group, than a chief who forgot his coffee below deck.![]()

Can't believe you went rogue and "double-strapped" in a "single-strap" environment. Sometimes you just have to pick your fights.At our unit there was a decent [did you mean RECENT?] push back when us Officer Candidates would wear a black backpack on BOTH shoulders while in Khakis because they believe it is "nasty" to wear a backpack over more than just their left shoulder, even though naval uniform regulations specifically states that it is permissible. Now to wait for the dog pile of additional inter-service disparities that we each think is retarded.![]()
PLEASE tell me you weren't carrying anything in your trouser pockets…like, EVER. Everything you carry on your person…wallet, car keys, pocket comb, handkerchief, loose change, etc. had GODDAM BETTER BE STUFFED IN YOUR SOCKS!!! (which should also be held up "high and tight" with your elastic shirt stays…which sometimes make a nice place to clip your car keys…assuming you like that cowboy spurs-like jingle-jangle when you walk…)
"IS THAT A PLEDGE PIN? ON YOUR UNIFORM?!?"
