Required Man Skills

[LazersGoPEWPEW]

Know how to start your truck with a screwdriver.

 

[HercDriver]

Basic:
Steer a car with your knees.
Eat a burger while driving without getting your clothes screwed up.
Remember your anniversary (I once remembered when the wife forgot...though I haven't brought it up, it is so comforting to know I could).


Intermediate:
Frame a wall (extra credit for a good job taping/texturing).
Cook a meal with 4 or 5 dishes and have all of the items ready at the same time.
Pick up a nice gift for your girlfriend/wife to include clothing. No one will think you are gay if you pick out a nice cashmere sweater for your gal (unless you try it on). Lingerie from Victoria's Secret does not count (but feel free to buy her plenty!)
Eat real tacos or burritoes (not Taco Bell), while driving in the car with your knees and without f'ing up your uniform.

 

[A4sForever]

Basic:
Steer a car with your knees.....

I wasn't going to "contribute" (my contrib = :sleep_125) to this thread, but your comment made me wonder:

Where does "fly an A-4 w/ your knees while looking up the Emergency Procedure in the PCL" fall ...

 

[Gatordev]

I wasn't going to "contribute" (my contrib = :sleep_125) to this thread, but your comment made me wonder:

Where does "fly an A-4 w/ your knees while looking up the Emergency Procedure in the PCL" fall ...

Maybe not as high on the pucker factor (although at the time, I might have argued), but mine was "enter holding and hold (yes, several turns) in the T-34 while also taking a whiz, all from the back seat."

 

[voodooqueen]

LOL--that should be a poster for a Japanese horror movie.

 

[voodooqueen]

Maybe not as high on the pucker factor (although at the time, I might have argued), but mine was "enter holding and hold (yes, several turns) in the T-34 while also taking a whiz, all from the back seat."

I'm sure that you all have far more dexterity that the average Esquire reader--those are some remarkable talents--

 

[MasterBates]

Taking a piss in a T-45 if you are over 6' tall is definitely an intermediate man-skill at a minimum. Taking one while actually flying the jet, is advanced.

 

[ea6bflyr]

Taking a piss in a T-45 if you are over 6' tall is definitely an intermediate man-skill at a minimum. Taking one while actually flying the jet, is advanced.

Even tougher if your equipt like a hamster!

-ea6bflyr

 

[MasterBates]

Even tougher if your equipt like a hamster!

Wouldn't know.. Having to thread it through the ejection handle is a pain though.

 

[Flugelman]

Wouldn't know.. Having to thread it through the ejection handle is a pain though.

+1

Yeah, I'd like to see the accident report on the inadvertent ejection...

I'll let someone else supply the title...:icon_smil

 

[insanebikerboy]

+1

Yeah, I'd like to see the accident report on the inadvertent ejection...

Would it be death by ejaculection?

 

[tomcatfan]

Basic:
Steer a car with your knees.
Eat a burger while driving without getting your clothes screwed up.
Remember your anniversary (I once remembered when the wife forgot...though I haven't brought it up, it is so comforting to know I could).


Intermediate:
Frame a wall (extra credit for a good job taping/texturing).
Cook a meal with 4 or 5 dishes and have all of the items ready at the same time.
Pick up a nice gift for your girlfriend/wife to include clothing. No one will think you are gay if you pick out a nice cashmere sweater for your gal (unless you try it on). Lingerie from Victoria's Secret does not count (but feel free to buy her plenty!)
Eat real tacos or burritoes (not Taco Bell), while driving in the car with your knees and without f'ing up your uniform.

Where would driving with your knees while shifting gears and eating an In-N-Out Burger with fries and a coke, fall? :icon_mi_1

 

[Scoob]

Where would driving with your knees while shifting gears and eating an In-N-Out Burger with fries and a coke, fall? :icon_mi_1

That would probably put you dangerously close to "driving while putting on makeup" on the list of Ridiculously Stupid Woman Skills.

Driving with your knees is a Teen Skill.

Heel-toe. Now that's a Man Skill.

 

[Gatordev]

Heel-toe. Now that's a Man Skill.

I thought I was the only one thinking that.

 

[snake020]

Where would driving with your knees while shifting gears and eating an In-N-Out Burger with fries and a coke, fall? :icon_mi_1

Depends on if the fries were animal style.