Required Man Skills

[xj220]

+1

Yeah, I'd like to see the accident report on the inadvertent ejection...

I'll let someone else supply the title...:icon_smil

Yeah, imagine ejecting and passing out from the g-forces with your wang hanging out and being found like that lying on the ground.

 

[BACONATOR]

Yeah, imagine ejecting and passing out from the g-forces with your wang hanging out and being found like that lying on the ground.

Sounds like a pretty standard college party.....minus the booze and plus an ejection seat.... :tongue2_1

 

[sevenhelmet]

+1 for acknowledging that. Honoring a good woman is what real men do. (or should do)

oh and be able to drive a stick... autos are for NEWBZ yO

+1... I'll add that a real man should know how to kick a lousy woman to the curb without being whiny, abusive, or juvenile.

And a man should always know how to handle his stick

 

[HercDriver]

Creating men out of boys is the pinnacle of an advanced man skill...

So is killing your daughter's ex-husband.

 

[MasterBates]

Yeah, imagine ejecting and passing out from the g-forces with your wang hanging out and being found like that lying on the ground.

Now imagine that wearing MY nametag. (yes, it matches what you see to the left, at least on cruise)

 

[Waldo]

I wasn't going to "contribute" (my contrib = :sleep_125) to this thread, but your comment made me wonder:

Where does "fly an A-4 w/ your knees while looking up the Emergency Procedure in the PCL" fall ...

Pull the RAT, take a trap.

Didn't that cover 99% of all A-4 emergencies?

 

[xj220]

Now imagine that wearing MY nametag. (yes, it matches what you see to the left, at least on cruise)

It'd be even better if you had a smile on your face. I can see the new read and initial board after that one.

 

[tomcatfan]

Depends on if the fries were animal style.

uh, nope, just regular, to be honest I've never tried animal style. End of Thread Jack