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Pilot Callsigns

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baryon

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my favorite callsign

lieutenant "gasm" orr.

right on. saw that at the airshow at miramar this year. almost dropped a brick i was laughing so hard.
 

Steve Wilkins

Teaching pigs to dance, one pig at a time.
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A4sForever said:
"Ball, Mr. Ball, ... paging Roger Ball" .... :) ... the hotel staff never did catch on.
Idiots....the hotel staff that is
 

feddoc

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SQUIRT for CO of China Lake, Captain Seaman. Good guy.

FLOSSIE....no discernible panty line...S3 driver

SUGAR...because, according to him, he is brown and sweet....P3 driver...John knows him

SQUT...female was giving survival brief to some Tomcat guys in Oceana. Started talking about trapping local animals and asks the question: "do you want to trap the squirrel or follow him back to his nest and eat his nuts?"

BUTTSME...guy who helped develop a new seat cushion. This is a perfect example of why you do not whine about a call sign.

NOTSO...given to guys with the last name of Smart and Bright.

MASTER...last name Bates
 

phrogdriver

More humble than you would understand
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Some personal favorites.

PINTO---"Why Pinto? WHY NOT?!?"
SAUCY---poured barbeque sauce on the CO's stateroom door (was PINTO)
WHACKER--roommates returned early
YENTL--Gentile with Jewish last name
PLOW--poor pick on an external load.
LOOFA--habitual kiss@ss. Would've washed the COs back with a sponge.
APU--looked like Quickie-Mart guy
RUPAUL--scary resemblance to same
 

A4sForever

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phrogdriver said:
....LOOFA--habitual kiss@ss. Would've washed the COs back with a sponge.....
We called our equivalent .... 'The Shadow" .... i.e., this particular B/N was the Skipper's perpetual shadow .... if the Skipper had stopped short --- this B/N would have buried his head up to his shoulders in the C.O.'s backside. Also ..... one of our stout-hearted B/N's told him in front of a half-full Ready Room that his "sh!t was weak" when queried by the subject as to why everyone detested him ..... I loved that stout-hearted B/N guy. I flew with him ....
 

Fred

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feddoc said:
SQUIRT for CO of China Lake, Captain Seaman. Good guy.

Were you in China Lake when someone complained about his call sign being on the static display at the front gate? It was removed. :irked_125
 

jg5343

FLY NAVY...Divers need the work
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Fly Navy said:
121.5 MHz, the VHF guard freq that I'm sure AF simulcasts on when they transmit Guard... at least I'd hope so....


At Moody we only monitor UHF guard and have to manually tune VHF if we want to listen or broadcast on it. The tower may simulcast, but I doubt it. For a call like "Attention all Moody assigned T-6 aircraft this is Moody tower on guard....." there would be no use in simulcasting.
 

jg5343

FLY NAVY...Divers need the work
pilot
We have another Navy guy in my class here who hates everything there is to hate about the AF, including ALL of our classmates so we all call him "Du Hast"
 

feddoc

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Fred said:
Were you in China Lake when someone complained about his call sign being on the static display at the front gate? It was removed. :irked_125


Yup, he wasn't too happy about it. I think he retired shortly after he left CL.
 

Fred

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feddoc said:
Yup, he wasn't too happy about it. I think he retired shortly after he left CL.

He did. They are living in Las Vegas or were when my husband saw him last year.
 

DanMa1156

Is it baseball season yet?
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feddoc said:
FLOSSIE....no discernible panty line...S3 driver

Was Flossie a guy or a girl? Just... intriguing that you'd notice no panty line if it's a guy :D
 

feddoc

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DanMav1156 said:
Was Flossie a guy or a girl? Just... intriguing that you'd notice no panty line if it's a guy :D



Not many guys I know wear panties.
Flossie is a girl. I asked her 'why Flossie?' She told me.
 

Brett327

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feddoc said:
Not many guys I know wear panties.
Flossie is a girl. I asked her 'why Flossie?' She told me.
What an attention-whore callsign.

Brett
 

DanMa1156

Is it baseball season yet?
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feddoc said:
Not many guys I know wear panties.
Flossie is a girl. I asked her 'why Flossie?' She told me.

That's classic... I can see it now "Yea, my callsign... I wear thongs." :D

Hopefully she had something going on down there, but hey, I won't go there. :p
 
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