ryan1234
Well-Known Member
Haha, you're definitely not the only one. Looking online, you know if you see a bulk of 5 seats that are not available, it's definitely some family with screaming toddlers. However, the lone seat taken in 11A could most definitely be some talent on a business trip. Could also be an old, fat dude eating cheetos telling you about his new computer he just bought. I haven't flown SW enough to game their boarding system, so I usually am always stuck in a middle seat choosing between the least fattest duo in a row.
Haven't flown SWA in a while... but here's the strategy: Avoid boarding with the "A" group. Generally people in the A group spread out taking all of the emergency rows aisle and window. Remember that small children and families can board with the A group or before. Middle of the B group generally gives enough overhead baggage space, with the option of sitting next to a relatively hot chick traveling alone without looking like a creeper, because the plane is almost half full anyway. If there are no hot chicks, it generally gives you the option of doing some recon as to where the nursery is and sitting on the opposite end of the plane.
Here's why I don't go with boarding group A... 'cause if you get an emergency row, more than likely there will be a fat wildebeest who can't fit in any of the other rows and "needs" to sit next to you.... that's when you realize that the seat next to you has the super-double seat-belt extensions (always watch for those!). If you don't choose an emergency row, chances are no one will sit right next to you until the C group comes in. Then only a fatty or someone who talks extra loud and extra long will sit next to you and start up a pointless conversation about sudoku or something.