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So Little Johnny is sitting in class when the teaches says "For your assignment today, we are going to learn about illustrations. I want each of you to come up to the board, draw something and tell a story about the picture." When it's Little Johnny's turn, he goes to the board, grabs a red marker and puts a dot on the board. Teacher looks confused, and says "Johnny, that's just a period. I'm not sure you understand the lesson. But tell your story." Little Johnny thinks for a moments and says "Well, like teacher said, it's a period. When my sister said she missed one last week, Mom had a heart attack, Dad flipped out and the neighbor shot himself."
Cheers,
Bubba