If George Costanza were a pilot, he’d solve this by giving pilots their own personal lavatory connnected only to the cockpit.
If Newman were a pilot, he’d just go in a coke bottle.
If Newman were a pilot, he’d just go in a coke bottle.
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Idiot Jet Blue Pilot
- Thread starter HAL Pilot
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If Jerry Seinfeld were a pilot he’d date an FO who would use man hands to pull a trigger and propel hot lead into some assholes face.
But he'd keep forgetting her name on the cabin announcements.
"Flying us to New York today is first officer.... Dolores."
GroundPounder
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Mulva?
If Kramer were a pilot and the flight was hijacked, he'd push the hijackers out the window while still flying the plane.
He'd pee on their feet
He'd also fight them off with a sock full of pennies and his preflight checks would include removing the peephole from his cockpit door and reversing it.
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