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Helos or Jets

FLYTPAY said:
Yeah and girls don't fart or pooh.
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how i wish that were true... one time i went to pick this girl up at her apartment (she lived alone)...and she was very attractive, before we left i said i needed to use the restroom real quick. i look down and there were sh!t stains all over the toilet bowl, she must have dropped some bombs seriously like 15 minutes before i arrived, needless to say, i never could look at her the same again.
 
OUSOONER said:
how i wish that were true... one time i went to pick this girl up at her apartment (she lived alone)...and she was very attractive, before we left i said i needed to use the restroom real quick. i look down and there were sh!t stains all over the toilet bowl, she must have dropped some bombs seriously like 15 minutes before i arrived, needless to say, i never could look at her the same again.
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What in God's name overcame you and made you think any of us wanted to know that? I'm guessing you still made some moves on this chick anyway, right? ;)
 
OUSOONER said:
how i wish that were true... one time i went to pick this girl up at her apartment (she lived alone)...and she was very attractive, before we left i said i needed to use the restroom real quick. i look down and there were sh!t stains all over the toilet bowl, she must have dropped some bombs seriously like 15 minutes before i arrived, needless to say, i never could look at her the same again.
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Did you check her dirty panties too? Find any butt-streaks on her thongs? :eek:
 
OUSOONER said:
how i wish that were true... one time i went to pick this girl up at her apartment (she lived alone)...and she was very attractive, before we left i said i needed to use the restroom real quick. i look down and there were sh!t stains all over the toilet bowl, she must have dropped some bombs seriously like 15 minutes before i arrived, needless to say, i never could look at her the same again.
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WTF?!?
 
OUSOONER said:
how i wish that were true... one time i went to pick this girl up at her apartment (she lived alone)...and she was very attractive, before we left i said i needed to use the restroom real quick. i look down and there were sh!t stains all over the toilet bowl, she must have dropped some bombs seriously like 15 minutes before i arrived, needless to say, i never could look at her the same again.
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Next time before you hit "submit", take a look at what you're typing to see if it will add anything to the discussion. If the answer is no, don't hit submit.
 
OUSOONER said:
how i wish that were true... one time i went to pick this girl up at her apartment (she lived alone)...and she was very attractive, before we left i said i needed to use the restroom real quick. i look down and there were sh!t stains all over the toilet bowl, she must have dropped some bombs seriously like 15 minutes before i arrived, needless to say, i never could look at her the same again.
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Number one, damn good story. I will refer to you as OU....STREAKS from here on out. However, agree with the above, not really on topic.
 
i'll behave..but i had to share with you when the word "pooh" gets thrown out there, you know that someone is going to have a story. streaks eh? based on how little you know about me i'll take it, it pales in comparison to what it could be! :D
 
Well, I've seen lots of legitimate threads here at AirWarriors devolve into scatological discussions or jokes about dicks.

I'm just looking forward to both happening at once.
 
OUSOONER said:
how i wish that were true... one time i went to pick this girl up at her apartment (she lived alone)...and she was very attractive, before we left i said i needed to use the restroom real quick. i look down and there were sh!t stains all over the toilet bowl, she must have dropped some bombs seriously like 15 minutes before i arrived, needless to say, i never could look at her the same again.
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Did you ever consider that it might've been the guy she was doing 30 minutes before you got there?
 
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