Funny bumper stickers

[snort]

I saw this one this morning at Nola. (Reminded me of my time in Gulf Breeze, but that's another story.)

UFOs are real
the Air force is a hoax.

 

[DanMa1156]

"Yeah sure, Jesus loves you,
But everyone else thinks you're an @$$hole!"

 

[BurghGuy]

My personal favs: "The weather was here, wish you were beautiful" - "Jes if you believe in Honkus" - "This car protected by .357 Magnum" - "I know Kung Fu, Karate, Judo, and 4 other Chinese words"

 

[Birdman]

"If you can read this, thank a teacher. Since it's in english, thank a soldier."

 

[BurghGuy]

"If you can read this, thank a teacher. Since it's in english, thank a soldier."

Always a fan favorite also.

 

[gaijin6423]

My personal favorite was, "Kerry/Fonda 2004". All done up in the Vietnamese colors, too.

 

[shortncurly]

I saw one at a gun show back in Pensacola that said "Anyone but Hillary in '08", done up like a campaign sticker. I was this close to buying it.

 

[riley]

One that covers all the bases:
"Nuke a gay whale for Christ"

 

[HueyCobra8151]

 

[DanMa1156]

"Save Paper, Shoot an Animal"

 

[redmariner97]

I like these.

 

[Brett327]

I like these.

That one about breeding makes me think about the IDPs in Sudan I saw on the news this morning. This woman was starving while living under a tree with her TEN MOTHER FVCKING KIDS! I know these people are oppressed and prosecuted, but this has been going on for at least 10 years. Maybe it wasn't the wisest life choice to pump out ten crumb-crunchers in 8 years when there's a war and famine on, especially if you live under a tree. I would have a little more sympathy if these people didn't go out of their way to make their lives that much harder. I mean, when is 10 kids ever a good idea? The UN should contract the Israelis to come in and bulldoze the entire country so they can start over.

Survival of the fittest - Got Darwin?

Brett

 

[redmariner97]

I can't help myself. Found more and just have to post them.

 

[boobcheese]

I don't condone the sentiments expressed herein but........

 

[grnweenie]

I don't condone the sentiments expressed herein but........

wow...i wouldn't get on that guy's bad side.