Funny Acronyms!

[WheelsUpHeelsUp]

F fvck
O off
<and>
D die

 

[robav8r]

YGTBSM - You got to be shitting me.

 

[Ken_gone_flying]

^^^ Some of these acronyms take longer and require more thought than just saying the whole thing.

 

[a_m]

FASWBOS
Fat Ass SWO's Who Bang On Shit.

 

[WheelsUpHeelsUp]

Acronym: an abbreviation of several words in such a way that the abbreviation itself forms a word.

Often heard in the gin joints and girlie bars of Olongapo:

"YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND HERE-E-E-E-E-E-e-e-e-e-e-eR...??"

[
While perhaps not "technically" an acronym ... it most certainly could be considered a "Navy" acronym in the sense that it's brevity and shorthand (?) personified and stands for something far more significant.

One had to be there to REALLY appreciate it. Nothing like that never was.

 

[red1323]

Heard a seaman tell his XO "SOSDD," in response to a good natured "How's it goin?" Good kid, really smart, but no freaking brain to mouth filter.

SOSDD= Same old Shit, different day

 

[Scoob]

DKDC - Don't Know, Don't Care.

 

[raptor10]

DKDC - Don't Know, Don't Care.

NINI - No impact, No Idea

 

[goldielocks]

From P-3 land...

DFW- Dedicated fuel waste (I have no idea what it 'really' stands for though )

 

[cfam]

FARB- fat a** rugby b*tch
EAFD- eat a f*cking d*ck

 

[joshmf]

EARB= Eat a Rugby B*tch

 

[jfulginiti]

BOCOD - Beat Off Cut Off Date

 

[OldNavy]

BOCOD - Beat Off Cut Off Date

I used to tell my SOATT (Significant Other At The Time) that I was gonna flog the donkey 20 minutes before the ship pulled in.....she wasn't gonna get that first post-cruise screw for free

 

[Sinatra]

BOSNIA

Big 'Ol Standard Navy Issue A$$

 

[ACowboyinTexas]

Two old ones:
WIMBO - Woman In Man's Body
FASINCOMP - Fat A-- shoe in Charge of Meaningless Pounding
PLUMBR - Please, Lord, Unlock My Bomb Racks - Call-sign of a great guy, may he RIP.