E-2D Advanced Hawkeye - Less than a year out.

[Pags]

This thread went downhill quick. However, not to be left out, one of the worst things in the world is a fat chick without big boobs. She doesn't have any other physically redeeming qualities. She has to have someting to get by. Almost like a blind person not being able to hear, they have to have that to survive.

she might have some sort of other skills to make up for her lack of physical attributes...

 

[Brett327]

she might have some sort of other skills to make up for her lack of physical attributes...

Something to do with this, perhaps?

Brett

 

[Single Seat]

Something to do with this, perhaps?

Brett

Are you saying you need a trailer to pick up most of your dates?

 

[bunk22]

she might have some sort of other skills to make up for her lack of physical attributes...

Oh I know, I just didn't want to take downhill any further. She must have those skills.......otherwise, she's really done

 

[insanebikerboy]

Are you saying you need a trailer to pick up most of your dates?

Oh yeah, rep for that one.

 

[Cobra Commander]

I'm pretty sure he meant she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

 

[FMRAM]

she might have some sort of other skills to make up for her lack of physical attributes...

Just use the ol' memory bank and you are all set...

 

[Firebert]

I'm pretty sure he meant she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

No sh!t Sherlock...

 

[TheBubba]

And you want to be my junior ECMO.

Brett

I'll find out a week from today if Uncle Sam'll let me...

 

[HeyJoe]

quality vs. quantity. Frequently I went for the second in college.

Now I fly P-3's.

Now that's a quotable quote!

 

[AllAmerican75]

This thread went downhill quick. However, not to be left out, one of the worst things in the world is a fat chick without big boobs. She doesn't have any other physically redeeming qualities. She has to have someting to get by. Almost like a blind person not being able to hear, they have to have that to survive.

A good rule of thumb is if her belly is bigger than her tits, then you don't go near her.

 

[Lawman]

A good rule of thumb is if her belly is bigger than her tits, then you don't go near her.

Theres also the "Do her boobs touch the wall before her nose?" test. However having dated a lot of skinny gymnist types that rule isnt that important.

 

[bunk22]

A good rule of thumb is if her belly is bigger than her tits, then you don't go near her.

Probably a good rule to live by. You can lights out ugly, hard to do with blubber.

 

[AllAmerican75]

Probably a good rule to live by. You can lights out ugly, hard to do with blubber.

Unless you're into that kind of thing, and I know some guys who are. I have a buddy who once did a set of twins whose combined weight was 482 pounds.

 

[BigRed389]

Unless you're into that kind of thing, and I know some guys who are. I have a buddy who once did a set of twins whose combined weight was 482 pounds.

Yeah, some guys seem to have that...problem.

My roommate's hookups/girlfriends have been increasing in weight by...oh ~20% every time. The current one is ~280 and 5' 6"...I'm hoping he's exaggerating on the weight, but I could believe it.

Whatever, fat chicks need love too, and they can't all afford to pay.

Edit: Wow did "E-2D Advanced Hawkeye unveiled" just become a thread about fat chicks?